Sabbath Time (Kablam)

Judaism project for Ms. Blumenson's class.

Lyrics . . .

Hook:
It may not mean nothing to y'all
but understand I can't do anything
from Friday night for 24
'cause I'm a Jew and it's Sabbath time
My friends are all at the mall
while I'm here with my scripture
I can't even turn a light on
'cause I'm a Jew and it's Sabbath time

Verse 1:
That's right, it's Sabbath time, baby
Time to rest

Yo, I'm a Jew boy and I've been waitin' all week for this
I'll hit up the synagogue, recite the kaddish
I prepared the challah, it's gonna be delish
Sunday to Thurday workin' towards the Sabbath
Welcome to the Shabbat, excuse me while I take a nap
I can't turn on a light, not even a lamp
Let me read my prayers in peace, no need to wrap up the strap of my tefillin
Fulfillin' the traditions of my ascendants

Hook

Verse 2:
Ayo, turn up my snare
J-Man on the mic
Let's go

Yo, it's the Sabbath today so I can't go out and play
Gonna chill with the fam and read scripture (kablam)
I can't go fishing or climb a tree, all I can do is sit and be
Sittin' here in commemoration, thinkin' about God's great creation
I'am sittin' and prayin', layin' in my bed
Can't hang out with my bro Fred 'cause he ain't no Jew
I'm eatin' beef stew instead 'cause that's hella kosher
For sure

Hook


This is in no way meant to be offensive or disrespectful to actual Jews. We apologize if you take it the wrong way.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• sabbath
• time
• forever
• drake
• blumenson
• shabbat
• challah
• yarmulke
• judaism

[gaviotanip07]

This is by far the worst movie i have seen in years. First it is racialy inapropriate. Second the film quality is shotty at best. The lyrics make me want to cry, in a bad way. The dancing is grotesque and the film sequences in between are random, bland and atroscious; nay, i dare say horrid. On top of this horrendous excuse for a video the director choses to use paper hats instead of yamicas which is highly disrespectful to the proud, prosperous and well-mannered jew people. TSK TSK I say to you

[stew327]

george

[gunpowder2468]

its kinda funny but i thought that there really were Jews in this vid. im a Jew myself and this video is kinda right. LOL im sure they were bored or something.

[gaviotanip07]

sorry i dont know what i was thinking

[jtloop13]

dood this is so sick the 2 girls are 2 of the best dancers i have seen in years