Elro - Builders (ft Dan White Derulo)

Please don't beat me up.
Cheers.

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This is my song about builders. It was filmed by the webcam on my mac... and editted in imovie, cos I'm pro like that. Please subscribe to me for way more shit like this, oh and listen to my other songs.

One of my kind fans wrote out the lyrics for me...


OOOOO
look at the fucking arse on that coloured bird!
facking hell
OOOOOO
I would split that in two
and d'you know why?
I BUILD SHIT
OOOOO i'll intimidate you when you come in the pub
I BUILD SHIT
my views on politics consist of 'get em out the fucking country
I BUILD SHIT
OOO i read the sun newspaper cos theres nothing i like more than tits and football
I BUILD SHIT
OOOOO I drink lager and smoke fags and say the word cunt incessively
I BUILD SHIT




Oi mate where the fuck is your baccy? i aint buying from here, fucking owners are p-OOOO
Fuck off, its not that im racist, i work with darkies on a day-to-day basis
who the fuck are you, trying to educate me, i got a B in fucking GCSE (Media)
Its clear to see everyfinks gone too PC these days,there's no blokes like me

Eeerm, excuse me, you say your not racist, but, you judge people by the colour of their faces
its inherrantly racist, when you judge another human being and make assumptions based on geographical places.
i understand that wasn't quite in time, but its hard to write meaningful sentences that rhythm,
i recognise, you have an opinion, which is fine, but the govornment considers race related hate a crime




I LOVE BIRDS
OOOOO im texting like 5 birds and ive shagged everyone of them
I LOVE BIRDS
OOOOOO Stella women knockers
I LOVE BIRDS
OOOOOO i got a mate who can retile your bathroom for a cheap price
I LOVE BIRDS
OOOOOOO jeremy clarkson should be prime minister

OI 5 o'clock, time for an oily rag, in other words a ciggarette and some slags
if a bird looks ugly i'll put her face in a bag,i'll fuck anything that moves, long as her tits dont sag.
OOOOOOi talk in public about shagging and wanking,all my banter consists of is beer and loud chanting
got my hi-vis on, and a ring in my ear
if i wanna insult you, i'll fucking call you a queer
9am- got a pasty from greggs,
10am- got a sausage and eggs
12am- i'm drinking beer from the kegg, fucking 3 quid a pint its like an arm and a leg
OOOOO
i shout abuse out the window of the van
i got my top off, to top up my tan
i cant drive got a drink-drive ban
doesn't bother me i want another stella where's a can
I FUCK BIRDS IN MY VAN
I FUCK BIRDS IN MY VAN
PROBABLY FUCKED YOUR BIRD IN MY VAN
WHEN I'VE FINISHED I'LL KICK HER OUT AND DOWN ANOTHER CAN
OI

dan white derulo yeahh
dan white derulo yeahh
dan white, d-d-d-d-dan white
d-d-d-d-dan white derulo yeahh

THIS WAS AN ELRO PRODUCTION

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• elro
• ian
• llewellyn-rowe
• rap

[re5bomw2]

28 builders?

[neekface]

so true. they love tits and football, such simple lives!

[seanandsteve]

@7tmaggs dont shit yourself mate its only a joke

[ryangoff1]

this is quality, you sound like an orc from mordor haha

[EnglishG3nt]

Excellent!

[IndieCookieGaming]

@7tmaggs Good work on staying away from the violent stereotype, by threatening to batter him. Good solid work there mate. Top job.

[7tmaggs]

im a fucking builder you elrooooo ahhhh fuck thinks you can group us all together as letching violent right wing cunts i have a degree in media actually and i only happen to be doing building to make sum extrar money i don't like you mate and theres loads of labourers on site that said they wanna batter you so id watch it yea.

[JamieJWSmith]

OOOOOO i got a mate who can retile your bathroom for a cheap price

That was the line that made me laugh like hell

[eightieshero]

you're a genius mate!

[BenGrime96]

iain?

[elventroy]

I Build Shit!...

[OfficalRap]

@oKuRizMa Not bothered.