Tears of a Gagster

"Tears of a Gagster" is the new hit single from the 'Gandalfini Trio and their Compunctions of Soul (Feat. DeWayne Hewitt)'

This smash-hit-sensation chronicles the story of the tragic heartbeak of the one-and-only Peter Gagliard (also known as "The Gagster").

This song was created by a Brian Preisler and Kevin Koepke, who worked countless and sleepless nights in an attempt to mend Peter's broken heart. Enjoy.

Lyrics -

Some people say that Gags got no feelings
He has feelings (he has feelings)
Some people say that hes not the man (hes the man)
That hurts his feelings (Hurts his feelings when you say hes not the man)
Some people say that Gag is invinicible
Hes vincible (hes vincible)
What you are about to hear are true stories
(Real experiences)
Gag-a-biographical raps.
Things that happened to Gag, All true
Bring the rhyme!

Makes a trick for his date
Trys to keep it real great
Not make it too fake
Discover a wonderful mate
She doesnt even think about the way he feels
Never compliments his deals

Gags got hurt feelings, hes got hurt feelings
(He feels like a prized dick, she never even mentioned his real slick tricks)
Gags got hurt feelings, hes got hurt feelings
(She coulda said something nice about his sweet sweet kicks)

Here's a little story to bring a tear to your eye
Thought theyre goin together but that was a lie
He even thought for hours about the kind of tie
At the party, dumped for another guy

Gags got hurt feelings, hes got hurt feelings,
(I just dont know what she was thinkin, hes the man!)
Gags got hurt feelings, hes got hurt feelings
(Get me the first bus outta here, please!)

It was the bone formal, 2009
Thought this drummer was real real fine
...
She crossed the line

Gags got hurt feelings, hes got hurt feelings
(The one you been smooching downstairs certainly aint Pete!)

Gag asked her if shed go downstairs
But she said shes too busy to go downstairs
So he went by himself, he went downstairs
Then he saw his girl, making out downstairs?

Gags got hurt feelings, hes got hurt feelings
(Theyre all lined up to watch that movie: Stab Gag. in the Back.)

Have you ever been told your magics not great?
Have you ever been told you should watch your weight?
Have you ever been told youre not a good speller?
Have you ever been told youre not a charming feller?
Have your friends ever laughed and called you a fag?
Once again, they forgot about GAG
Were you ever called "homo" 'cuz at school you took drama?
Have you ever been accused of liking Obama?

Tears of a Gagster(Dont wanna make a Gagster cry, watch what you say)
Hes crying, tears of a Gagster (Pouring out of the bullets of my GAG)
Gold plated tears of a Gagster (These are the tears of gagster now)
These are diamond tears of gagster

These are the bullet proof, 24 karat gold tears of Gagster

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Tears of Gagster
• Peter gagliardi
• Hurt Feelings
• Flight of the Conchords
• Tears of a Gangster
• The Gandalfini Trio
• Compunctions of Soul
• DeWayne Hewitt
• Kyle Featherstone
• Nico Fassino
• Brian Preisler
• Kevin Koepke

[Glitcherzz]

you should credit flight of the conchords somewhere at least

[TheGandalfiniTrio]

with parody covers as blatant as these, there's really no need. It's not like anyone actually thinks we're a real band or anything.

[marthaantoinette]

I love you boys!

[SlapdashTim]

Awesome!!! :]