ww.loserville.com

Title track from 2004 release.
In the darkening corridors of an Edwardian property in Kent, South east England lived a women called "twisted Peggy". Well, that wasn't her real name. That's just what the "locals" called her.. She was bitter because like Miss Haversham in "Great Expectations" she had been jilted at the aisle. She obsessed about the character and even bought her mansion in Faversham, Kent cos' it rhymed with haversham. She brooded for years, eating only stale bread in a symbolic nod to stale wedding cake.
Then, along came the internet and "Twisted Peggy" saw this as the perfect tool for sweet revenge. She set up her dating Agency, "LOSERVILLE" and slowly but surely she bought men and women of all shapes and sizes together to enter into a loveless marriage of behemoth proportion. So, if you're trolling the internet for that special someone...please remember to carry a large stick and a crucifix when you stumble upon
WW.LOSERVILLE.COM

**now available in the UFK Dollshouse
All music property of On The Bookshelf Records**


***All music property of "On the bookshelf Records*** WW.LOSERVILLE.COM



HE LIVES LIKE ALBERT STEPTOE
IN SOME DUMP IN MILTON KEYNES
HE SHARES HIS FLAT WITH A MANKY CAT
AND SOME DIRTY MAGAZINES
HE'S DONE HIS HAIR LIKE BECKHAM
HE'S ADDICTED TO CUSTARD CREAMS
HE BUYS HIS GRUB IN NETTO
HE'S ONLY SEVENTEEN

CLICK A MOUSE TO FIND A SPOUSE IN LONELY HEARTS AND ROMANCE
WW.LOSERVILLE.COM
CLICK A MOUSE TO FIND A SPOUSE IN LONELY HEARTS AND ROMANCE
WW.WEIRDO-VILLE.COM

SHE LIVES IN DIGS IN CHATHAM
SURVIVES ON K.F.C.
SHE WORKS IN MARKS AND SPENCER'S
SECOND FLOOR LINGERIE
EVENINGS ON THE INTERNET
SEARCHING FOR THE ONE
SHE FRIGS HERSELF OFF TO KILROY
SHE'S ONLY TWENTY-ONE

CLICK A MOUSE ETC

NOW THIS ONE HE PLAYS FOOTBALL
HE LIVES ALONG THE COAST
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME ROUND SUNDAY
FOR THE SUNDAY ROAST
HIS APARTMENT IS NEAT AND TIDY
WITH POSTERS OF PELE IN IT
HE AIN'T GOT MUCH CONVERSATION BUT
AT LEAST YOU KNOW HE'S FIT

CLICK A MOUSE ETC

Unlucky Fried Kitten are a pop band from Maidstone in Kent....in the South Eastern part of the glorious land of England in the United Kingdom.

Unlucky Fried Kitten ( a pop band) were formed in 1995 by Andy Export (aka Andy Fraser) and they have played all over the South East and beyond. Their brand of indie-pop-punk can be heard on many studio and live albums.

Current Line-Up as at August 2008:

Justin Older...guitar

Rio Fraser....keyboards

Andy Export....singing and guitar

Albums = Wheeling The Old Metal Chair Towards Me, Unlucky Fried Kitten Present Loserville.com, Strategies of the Sub-Class, Burial Ground Lane, Monsters From Space.

Singles= Speed Camera, Loserville.com, News of the World, Baby Blue, Kitten On Your Doorstep, I Am A Robot, Shooting Star.

Unlucky Fried Kitten's influences include Sparks, Ian Dury, Sex Pistols, The Clash, Adam Ant, Gary Numan, The Ramones, the Buzzcocks, Bolan, Bowie, Queen, Generation X, Pink Floyd, Syd Barrett, Robyn Hitchcock, The Only Ones, The Perfect Disaster, Nirvana, The Pixies, Bongwater, David Essex, Slik, Sweet, Slade, The Stranglers, The Cure, The Smiths, The Manic Street Preachers, Morrissey, The Polecats, Pizt, The Meteors, Demented Are Go, Soft Cell, Depeche Mode, The Legendary Pink Dots.

Andy Export in the Media

Previous appearances and references have included Sky TV, Jonathan Ross Radio Show, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps sit-com, Robert Elms Show on Radio London, Invicta Radio, Kent Rocks on Radio kent (various times) Bruno brookes Show on radio 1, London Weekend Television, Nuthurst FM (with the legendary Nick The DJ)

Unlucky Fried Kitten videos can be found on YouTube, Blip-tv, vimeo, trueview, revver, grouper, msn soapbox, nme.com, nme tv, myspace tv, ifilm, indie charts, motionbox, metacafe, dailymotion...and more.

Unlucky Fried Kitten have a group on Facebook.....dedicated to Unlucky Fried Kitten (a pop band)

Unlucky Fried Kitten can also be found on LastFM and ReverbNation.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• loserville
• unlucky
• fried
• kitten
• KFC....Beckham...Pele

[exproggo]

Unlucky Fried Kitten...live at The Cherry Tree in Maidstone on Saturday May 9th.

8.30...until they get booted off

Double-Bill with Andy White

[exproggo]

Banned from the Nuneaton Village disco

[dodiemuehleisen50]

nice job.! will watch this in webmovietube

[pennyblack21]

Nuneaton? Sounds like a good place for an anorexic like me to live

[urbancyclist1]

Great Video...

Nuneaton have no taste do they?

[pennyblack21]

Great song....I have had the cd of this for about 2 and a half years...but never knew who it was. Great.