The Creature - Remix

Benny Hill makes anything funny... You may not think so, but Im pissing myself here!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Alien
• Benny
• Hill
• Shapeshifting
• Reptillian
• short
• film
• parody

[LRonHubbardFuckFace]

Get it through your thick Scientologist head....Scientology IS NOT A RELIGION!!!

[phatbeztard]

Get it through yours: WE DONT GIVE A FUCK!

Could you define "Religion" for us? What makes a "religion"?

From the latin word "Religio" which means "Superstition".

C'mon, your itchin for a bite. Tell me what qualifies a religion, and what doesnt.

[biglizard45]

Oh yeah,

One more request, could we make this religion dangerous too?

Just a thought,

Lizzy

[phatbeztard]

Sure! The Creaturians are THE single most dangerous cult in this solar system... especially if you have a weak heart or bladder.

We killed a woman called Pherson McLisa about a hundred years ago. She invoked the Creature and when it jumped out at her she drowned in a puddle of her own urine. The rest of the congregation had some near death experiances when they nearly died laughing at a grown woman pissing herself.

The dance as seen above is directions to the creatures home world, like a bee.

[analyzingfunny]

Scientology is NOT a religion though. Why did Scientology leave Lisa Mcpherson to die?

[phatbeztard]

Is Lisa McPherson the only focus here?

Can you name the hundreds of people killed during botched "exorcisms"? A guy was killed only last year in New Zealand by catholic exorcists. How many others have been killed since because of this superstitious rubbish?

Can you name the 300,000 people killed by Doctors and Hospitals each year in the USA? Do you still go to western doctors?

Lisa was killed by stupidity. But hundreds of thousands are killed through other human stupidity.

[biglizard45]

Ahahaha,

"Thick Scientology head"?

Now your not only a Scientologist but a thick headed one! (I guess thats better than a thin headed one!)

Is Creaturianology a religion, superstision or just a way of life?

[biglizard45]

OHHHHHHH!

But how do I join up with The Creaturians? Is there some kind of ritual? Or is this one of those self-help Creature cults? Is pissing on myself mandatory or can I use some other bodily fluid? Could you e-mail me a application or rule book, preferably with a price list and mandatory meeting times?

Please consider me a provisonal Createrianologist.

Thank you

Lizzy

[biglizard45]

W0W,

I go to sleep and you'all fire this back up.

Hmmm, worship the creature...creatology?, creatstianity? creatslam? creatiasm? whata ya think?

Anway Im ready to sign up, just tell me where,when and what it's called!

Lizzy

[analyzingfunny]

No, Lisa was killed by stupid Scientologist!!! And no, Lisa Mcpherson is not the only focus here. EVERYONE SCIENTOLOGY KILLED is. But I still am amazed how you try to link your cult to a real religion at every chance. You are making your cult look even worse!!! Duh!

[analyzingfunny]

Yeah, Scientologist ARE a dangerous bunch and need their tax status removed, but Scientology is not a religion. Scientology leaves people fucked up. The best thing is to stay away from Scientology altogether. Religions like Judiasm, Christianity and Islam need to keep their tax status. Get it right troll! You Scifientologist always try to link your cult to a religion. Remember, it started as a business and still is. Lets not forget what the cult did to Gareth Cales.