Senator Larry Craig Ain't Gay

He really isn't! How could he be happy? Why is it the most homophobic tend to be closeted gays?

Senator Larry Craig Ain't Gay

Chorus:
G C Senator Larry Craig ain't gay. He's just red with embarrassment.
D G He was caught red-handed. Guilty he pled.
Em G He's also castin' votes on our country's fate.
G D G He's a pervert or an idiot but Larry Craig ain't gay.

Am D x2 1982 should have been a clue.
C Am G Em He was caught in a scandal when a young page accused.
Am D x2 his colleagues of engaging in gay sex and cocaine.
C Am C Em He issued a denial to save his good name.

Am D x2 It made him mad as hell to be alleged to have felt
C Am G Em boys he employed. Now he's been dealt
Am D x2 a charge of lewd intent, busted by a policeman
C Am C Em in a bathroom seeking sex, dumpin' trust in the trashcan.

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Am D x2 I never knew a public restroom
C Am G Em would be the downfall of a senator who blew
Am D x2 the chance to come clean, be a man not a machine
C Am C Em and stand up for equal rights for every human being.

Am D x2 instead he took the path of corruption and attacked
C Am G Em our freedoms guaranteed by blood. We want them back.
Am D x2 While on the side his lewdness gets him fined.
C Am C Em Now when I use a public john, Larry's on my mind.

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Am D x2 It's a sad, sad man who's repressed his inner man.
C Am G Em Becomin' your worst enemy would wear on any man.
Am D x2 I hope the day will come when homo's won't have to run
C Am C Em as hetero's and be happy, not numb.

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G D G He's a pervert or an idiot. Both just aggravate.
G D C He's a pervert or an idiot. We should evaluate
C G Senator Larry Craig.

Category:

News & Politics

Tags:

• Senator
• Larry
• Craig
• Ain't
• Gay
• hypocrisy
• sex
• scandal

[cltmanfeetlover]

The "moral right" is full of gay men! I hope they all get YANKED out the closet!! Why do they have to hate so much?