The No-No Song ~Ringo Starr

Huh-huh! Huh-huh
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Aye-aye-aye-aye)

A LADY THAT I KNOW JUST CAME FROM COLUMBIA,
SHE SMILED BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND.
THEN SHE HELD OUT SOME MARIJUANA, HA HA!
SHE SAID IT WAS THE BEST IN ALL THE LAND.

AND I SAID,
"NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T SMOKE IT NO MORE,
I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR.
NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE,
AND THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR."

(Ah-ah-aye-aye)

A WOMAN THAT I KNOW JUST CAME FROM MAJORCA, SPAIN,
SHE SMILED BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND. (Parazzi! Parazzi!) (Olé!)
THEN SHE HELD OUT A TEN POUND BAG OF COCAINE,
SHE SAID IT WAS THE FINEST IN THE LAND.

AND I SAID,
"NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T SNIFF IT NO MORE,
I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR.
NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE,
AND THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR."

(Aye-aye-aye-aye)
(Aye-aye-aye-aye)
(Aye-aye-aye-aye)
(Aye-aye-aye)

A MAN THAT I KNOW JUST CAME FROM NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE, OO, (oh no!)
HE SMILED BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND.
THEN HE HELD OUT SOME MOONSHINE WHISKEY, OH HO,
HE SAID IT WAS THE BEST IN ALL THE LAND. (and he wasn't joking!!!)

AND I SAID,
"NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON'T DRINK IT NO MORE,
I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR.
NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE,
AND THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR."

WELL, I SAID,
"NO, NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE,
I'M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR.
NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE,
AND THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR."

HEY YEH!

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[EyeLean5280]

Nice selection of pics and nice pace to the slide show. Thanks!

[georgeharrison022543]

@EyeLean5280 Thank you very much for noticing! I am glad you enjoyed it. No problem.

[RMYhippie]

I loooooove this song!!!!! Yeah Yeah, I love Richie!

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If Ringo Starr was standing on the edge of a 6 foot building 89% of teens would ask "Who the hell is that?" If you put this as your signature you are one of the 11% who would shout "Dont do it Ringo!"

[hodogetsmoney]

She said it was the best in the land!

[Liht04]

RAUL S. - NÃO QUERO MAIS ANDAR NA CONTRAMÃO !

\;;/

[mdw302]

Kinda wish he'd grow his hair long again after seeing all these pics.

[tranurse]

@danimusic00 my great aunt taught school with his mom, mae axton, at dupont highschool in jax, fl. she wrote 'heartbreak hotel'. i went to dupont also, but 30 years later. it was a jr.highschool then.

[danimusic00]

@tranurse Yes, that is correct.

[tranurse]

@danimusic00 i think hoyt axton wrote this.

[Beatlelove4]

@danimusic00 its still kinda cheesy

[danimusic00]

@Beatlelove4 it's a cover, he didn't write it.

[davesim100]

Best ringo song ever

[MrOldschool64]

I'm happy that i found this song on u tube. its been years and years that i was looking for it.. i almost gave up thinking it was a figment of my imagination. thanks!

[terrryc]

From my Army days: Last night First sergeant Ruger/ Knocked on my barracks door./ She smiled because I did not understand/ Then she pulled down her well worn panties O Ho/ And said it was the best in all the land/ But I said no no no no/ I won't fu@k it no more/ I'm tired of waking up with a whore/ no thank you please/ I'll only catch some disease/ And make it twice as hard to find the source....