Kanye West doesn't sing about evolution!: (1000 Sub Celebration)

http://www.Apologetix.com

BONE DIGGER (Gold Digger Spoof)
They make a monkey right out of me -- Yes, they've been tryin' endlessly
Those overeager bonediggers -- they never found that jigsaw piece

ECHO:
[They make a monkey right out of me
It makes for funky biology
I'm not the kid of some hominid,
who comes from a lizard, whose mama was a fish]

CHORUS:
[Now I ain't hatin' on the bone diggers, but I say evolution don't figure
Now, I ain't hatin' on the bone diggers, but I ain't never seen no holes bigger
It sounds like no evidence found, it sounds like their heads in the ground
It sounds like they're just too proud, it sounds quite boneheaded]

You need to ponder whether evolution is wrong
Whether maybe you was put on under cover of dawn
They said, "We can tell from rocks, we tell by the carbon"
'Cause this world has gotta flock of descendants of Charles Robert Darwin
But I'm lookin' for the odds at casinos
That life could come to be from random acids amino
Zero -- we know it's hocus pocus
And they wanna make all of that an accidental process?
O.K., let's pretend a fishy got some kids
That stood up on their fins and crawled up on land
Without evidence and here we are today
If you're trustin' in this worldview you better have faith
You know why? They make too much of nothin'
Stuff that I've heard it should have been on Mythbusters
Their best forensic samples couldn't cut the mustard
You don't care what none of us say you still trust it

(CHORUS)

1859's the fateful year -- they've had 150 years to prove their great new theory
I know some funny ways they found support for some of it, kids
They made some hominids from parts of gibbons and pigs
Your museums are deceiving when you visit one they
Take a couple bones pawn it off as a primate
They were s'posed to find all sorts of life forms we could study
They went to the rocks and got dinosaurs in the muddy
They're talkin' down actin' like the Bible is so funny
Could've got dinos sooner if they tried Job 41-y

If it ain't no bunk, holler "We want proof now, we want proof now, yeah!"

It's somethin' that'll make you mad
Cause all the links they had were either weak or bad
Great big digs since the 1860's
And after waiting and searchin' they found out it doesn't exist?

(CHORUS)

Now I ain't hating on the bone digger, no, not me
I've found trilobites in stone and some petrified trees
You know evolution ain't paleontology
Transition forms are lackin' -- got a hole up his sleeve
But -- the other option's not fun
So he gonna make you into a man out of that pond scum
This is his religion baby, don't be surprised
That fishy on all fours on his jeep's his messiah
So, let's not fight -- I won't abuse Darwin 'cause that's not nice
And they're gonna keep stallin' and tryin' to prove they're right though
And when you catch on we'll lead you back to the Bible

(SECOND HALF OF CHORUS)

Show me them facts!!!

Artist: APOLOGETIX
Song: BONE DIGGER
[Parody of "Gold Digger" by Kanye West (Featuring Jamie Foxx)]
(Romans 1:18-25, Job 40:15-41:34)
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[TheLORDismySheperd1]

Sooooo are you going to do a new one??!! You have like almost 3,000 now!!!! SWEEEET!!!!

[theTRUTHgroup]

@TheLORDismySheperd1 I'm starting to think about it. ;)

[lothor1234]

On one hand you have a fairly decent singing voice, on the other hand you have a lack of understanding to what evolution is. I also like your shirt it doesnt exactly make you look too bright. Also im still waiting for any "Truth" from your group, the only thing you have demonstrated is a unfortunate lack of knowledge. I wonder what would happen if you took a science class, but that would be asking too much im afraid. oh and yes, you, your mother, and grandmother both came from a common ancestor

[theTRUTHgroup]

@lothor1234

Of course we did.

Me, my mom and my grandmother all came from my great grandmother.

That's a no-brainer.

[wolfman49er]

at 4:00

and elsewhere in this song

there is use of the N word. yes that N word.

Good work Christian.

[theTRUTHgroup]

@wolfman49er Sorry you think so, but no. All of the words are written in the description box.

[morendav]

I watched this video and I haven't subscribed.

[M4ruta]

Also, you just keep on ignoring everything I say: how can you explain the DIVERSITY of life on Earth when you believe in the Flood?

The flora & fauna of earth fits into a model where life evolved on separate 'islands' (geographical or ecological), not that they all spread out from a single point about 4,500 years ago.

[Blobface07]

I'm Atheist, and I laughed, this is great.

[sportsygirl8]

at 3:42 you should make that face if you ever do the song The Real Sin Savior when they say "They say we come from evolution, my momma was a fish my momma was a fish" Good video, I love this song. I like ApologetiX a lot better than Weird Al

[DiscosMobileKent]

Bangin !! :-)

[DrivenSavage]

wolfman49er is right you used the N word in this song. Just because you said it's not in the description box doesnt mean you didnt say it. If you dont believe me check 3:59 you can clearly hear it and you said it other times as well so yeah good work christian.

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

wtf, what morons

[lynnbelford217]

Creative

[SpywareHater]

@gneisenau321 I still wish i can change the name of this account.

[gneisenau321]

@SpywareHater

"SpywareHater". I know right! Spyware really SUCKS!!!

[SpywareHater]

@gneisenau321

Apologetix - Bone Digger