SAMURAI SANTA copyright chuck picklesimer 2005
All 11 songs are from my novelty cd Dead Ninja Christmas, available from itunes.
To view the video for song number one of the Dead Ninja Christ...
SAMURAI SANTA copyright chuck picklesimer 2005
All 11 songs are from my novelty cd Dead Ninja Christmas, available from itunes.
To view the video for song number one of the Dead Ninja Christmas album, "reindeer for breakfast on christmas", click on this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNHnyY...
Santa had a day job, samurai. Swords and dagger, poker in your eye. Hes a kung fu fighter of a ninja clan. Hes a midnight flyer, part zombie man. Hes a midnight flyer, part zombie man.
Hes a soldier of fortune in a camo sled, in a ninja suit all camo red. Beard And glasses, bells and whips. Old samurai with a bag of tricks. Old samurai with a bag of tricks. Samurai Santa with a bag of tricks
Santa had a battle with an alien, who flew to Earth with an X Ray gun. He would Shoot a car and see a seat. He would shoot a shoe and see a feet. He would shoot a Trick and see a treat. He would shoot a big and see petite. Shoot a big and see petite.
Samurai Santa got her done. Shot throwing stars at the X-Ray gun. Tied his Whip to the bad space ship. Sent em home on a one way trip. Samurai, do or die, Make you cry, in your eye, wouldnt I wanna buy, ninja guy, show you why Samurai Santa gonna always fly. Samurai, do or die, make you cry, in your eye, wouldnt I Wanna buy, ninja guy, show you why Samurai Santa gonna always fly.
Santa had a day job, samurai. Swords and dagger, poker in your eye. Hes a kung fu fighter of a ninja clan. Hes a midnight flyer, part zombie man. Hes a midnight flyer, part zombie man.
Santa had a fight with the King of Queens. Run a bad card game in New Orleans. Taught a mad robot how to deal from the bottom of a deck so it look real real. Had a dice table, loaded dice. The King of Queens was so un-nice, he would rob You once and he would shoot you twice.
King of Queens had a hide out gun. The mad robot had another one. Samurai Santa Didnt need none, Gonna end this game that they begun. With a chop chop kick kick Come and see, King of Queens aint royalty. Samurai, do or die, make you cry, in your
Eye, wouldnt I, wanna buy, ninja guy, show you why Samurai Santa gonna always fly. Samurai, do or die, make you cry, in your eye, wouldnt I, wanna buy, ninja guy, show You why Samurai Santa gonna always fly.
Santa had a day job, samurai. Swords and dagger, poker in your eye. Hes a kung fu fighter of a ninja clan. Hes a midnight flyer, part zombie man. Hes a midnight flyer, part zombie man. Samurai Santa, hes our man. If he Cant do it, no one can. Rah rah ree, hit em in the knee. Rah rah rass, hit em in the other knee.
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Hi Chuck, this was a great arrangement and performance. I hear a little bit of Ray Stevens in these songs. I mean that as a big compliment because Ray was a genius as I'm sure you know :o) Great. -Ron
One wonders where "camo red" would be worn to camouflage oneself... ! Crazy zany stuff here, Chuck! "shoot a shoe and see a feet"! Lyrics for the ages! (Some of em young, and some of em old like me, but most all of em fun!)
hi scott. traditionally the camo red is worn at the annual christmas blood bath when elves revolt.....or not. sometimes it's just fun to make no sense at all, just unfold the envelope and start with a clean sheet. thanks for the nice visit, chuck.
I thought the idea of a strip-poker playing Santa in song number 9 was an extraordinary flight of imagination, but it's got nothing on this! Catchy arrangement and lots of amusing word-play on this song - you obviously had a lot of fun recording it. Every good wish, Paddy
hi paddy, yes, this entire project was fun and i loved that i wrote ten songs in ten consecutive days and recorded them all in one long day and evening at the studio. next song is the last one. welcome home again, chuck.
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Crazy zany stuff here, Chuck! "shoot a shoe and see a feet"!
Lyrics for the ages! (Some of em young, and some of em old like me, but most all of em fun!)
Every good wish,
Paddy