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Petey Greene - How to eat Watermelon (Subtitled)

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Uploaded by on Apr 9, 2008

Here's a subbed version of the famous speech on watermelon etiquette by Petey Greene. His passion on the topic sometimes makes it hard to fully understand his words, but this video should help. Preach on, Petey.

Credits to beachnyc for providing the original video.

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  • @t03knee I enjoyed it more with the mistakes.

  • Wow, that really escalated @ 1:50

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  • what is country bamas ?

  • @MrFalangist

    only whites are ..

  • @MrFalangist

    history *

  • @EvilCardboard

    and learn historty uneducated kid !

    btw im a lebanese maronite so not really white !

    im as white as u are !

    and plzz go fuck yourself AND take hez bollah back there created by iran

    and go stone another woman or hang gay people

    iranians are barbarians !

  • @EvilCardboard

    saying only blacks are racist = a RACIST comment

    and saying whites invented racisme is stuid there was already racisme during the time the egyptians and they were BLACK so black created racisme

    during the time o the egyptians there were already SLAVES

    the aztec and other native american tribes used the smaller tribes as slaves and it was the arabs were the ones selling the black slaves to america

    you need to learn respect dirty racist !

  • @MrFalangist Nigger slave? That's racist, I'm not even black, I'm iranian, but that is besides the point. So shut the fuck up; blacks, brown asians, and yellow asians can be racially abused, white people cannot, it's common sense, white people invented racism to begin with by enslaving black people, and white people are neutrally coloured, you cannot call a canvas ugly if it hasn't been painted yet, you moron. Have some respect before I report racist scum like you.

  • @TheHeroTutorials best marketer ever xD

  • @EvilCardboard

    black is also not a colour so dont try to be smart u dumb nigger slave

  • @Randyater How? He's black. And vanilla mo'fuckers are white, you can't be racist to uncoloured people.

  • The reason why I say think twice is because I just can't understand why we as black people started eating our watermelon in the closet.

    1) Still don't get the reason why he says to think twice

    2) What does eating the watermelon on the closet means?

    I mean, I know this video is an acid trip itself, but I'm sure he has it's own logic to say this things. Wanna know what he meant!

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