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Petey Greene - How to eat Watermelon (Subtitled)

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Uploaded on Apr 9, 2008

Here's a subbed version of the famous speech on watermelon etiquette by Petey Greene. His passion on the topic sometimes makes it hard to fully understand his words, but this video should help. Preach on, Petey.

Credits to beachnyc for providing the original video.

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  • thecheesefeed

    thecheesefeed 9 months ago

    For years I shamefully ate watermelon in the closet, but the Greene school of advanced fruit consumption gave me the jive-ass confidence to slap my gums around melons in public with pride. Thanks Petey!

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  • NorseMortanius

    NorseMortanius 5 months ago

    It doesn't even have to do with him being black. I just love the passion that he speaks about his cultural cuisine and discussed regional traditions on how to serve watermelons and corn on the cob.

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  • SergioSource

    SergioSource 4 days ago

    That's me and my family. When season comes, we get a watermelon and enjoy satisfying our summer thirsto n this sweet hull of heaven.

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    supergeorge3333 3 weeks ago

    The music at 4:20 makes me glad to be alive.

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  • buttery1toast

    buttery1toast 4 weeks ago

    Best youtube video of all time, fuck you if you disagree.

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  • Porkytool5

    Porkytool5 1 month ago

    niggers!!!!

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  • darwinsbitch609

    darwinsbitch609 1 month ago

    Omg salt on watermelon is amazing, this man is nuts.

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  • Daniel Ransome

    Daniel Ransome 1 month ago

    they said I could be anything, so I became a watermelon expert

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  • haratofu

    haratofu 1 month ago

    This man speaks the truth.

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  • MyNameIsMcBad

    MyNameIsMcBad 1 month ago

    I just wanted to say I appreciate the sub-titles, I wouldn't understand him without it...

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  • jliu512

    jliu512 1 month ago

    Those were the days before Purple Drank.

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