the no-life of accountants

accountant = no-life

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[Guitar5525]

Tell that to my porsche!

[ScentlessApprentice7]

This is so stupid. Not the content of the video, but who actually posted this video with the title "Accountants = No Life"

It sounds to me like the person who posted this video doesn't have the professional or academic prowess to become a consummate accountant and is now trying to play if off like it isn't "Cool" to be an accountant.

You know whats really cool? Flipping pancakes and working for minimum wage for the rest of your life. Not That is what cool people end up doing!!!

[qwertypluss]

@ScentlessApprentice7 Yes, these guys are the rule. The rule being that 30% of my country or so are doing crappy jobs at an office where they feel like killing themselves. It probably includes you, you boring prick. You will live your life in an office, boring yourself to death. You must have a hobby that you do in your spare time. Imagine how it would feel if you could do that every day... and make money out of it. That's how I feel. Therefore I am better than you. Just accept these facts now.

[ScentlessApprentice7]

@qwertypluss

*Read my past comment before this, it may humble you*

"A friend of mine whom I love dearly and in fact, my first cousin are both fucking up their lives. I see them every weekend, depressed, balding, wasting their lives away. Fortunately my friend is starting up his own business. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is your life fuckin sucks"

So what you're trying to say is that your ignorant, desolate, unambitious relatives are the rule, instead of the exception??? You know nothing.

[ScentlessApprentice7]

@qwertypluss

Well if you enjoy life so damn much, why do you have to reinforce that idea to yourself by acting like a fucking asshole on the internet???

Oh yes I am EXTREMELY jealous of you...some random idiot on the internet who could really be a minor league soccer player in England or who could just be some pretentious idiot who just blows a lot of hot air on the internet (same difference?). Oh yes, I wish I was you, Mr. UK soccer player. Only in my dreams could I be as worthy as you /s.

[qwertypluss]

Obviously beccause you're crying and whining at my tirades, there's no way you'll ostensibly agree with me, but I guarantee you do have some remnants of jealousy that I'm doing something that I am truly passionate about and would do for fun in my spare time (watch your next message saying "I don't envy you wahhhh"). I do something which people pay to do in their FREE time, now that's what you call a dream job. I don't make as much as iBankers but I make sufficient. And my word do I enjoy life

[qwertypluss]

@ScentlessApprentice7 Even a self-obsessed cunt like myself wouldn't wish death or injury on anyone you sick piece of shit. Oh and yes, I am extremely angry at fucking cretins who piss their life away in office jobs. A friend of mine whom I love dearly and in fact, my first cousin are both fucking up their lives. I see them every weekend, depressed, balding, wasting their lives away. Fortunately my friend is starting up his own business. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is your life fuckin sucks

[ScentlessApprentice7]

@qwertypluss

Wow, you sound so genuinely angry with all that foul language when my comment is over a year old and was never even directed towards you in the first damn place. You must really be trying to convince yourself very damn hard that your life is the one to envy. Who are you to fucking say that a career in business is not one "to love"???

I hope you break your ankle, then what will be of your "genuine" life? Sitting in a fucking bed all day not earning or learning a god damn thing.

[qwertypluss]

@ScentlessApprentice7 Or, you fucking faggot, you become a sportsman and do something you genuinely love (not sit in an office all day like a fucking no life freak) and earn pretty much the same. I live in England and play football as a career; not in a very high league, I play in the 5th tier of English football, but I still earn £30,000 a year, come into training everyday thankful that I can do something I genuine love and laugh at all the clowns that have to go into the dry office that day.

[vedant5]

Rule the tube 2010 – CAuse you CA

Paste and watch this video, you will want to become an accountant

[AULproductions]

hahah brilliant!

guys check out the accounting trailer on MOVIE EXTRA WebFest on facebook called "Supercountant".

tell us whether you like it...?

[CreutzfeldtJakobD000]

Being accountant is AWESOMEE!!!!!! ;)