Me And My Dick Act 1 Part 4

WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY!

Everyone's ready to go and wheels are set in motion as Vanessa approaches Joey to ask him if he wants to be her partner for an upcoming school project. Joey realizes this is his chance to finally get with the girl of his dreams and in a moment of pure joy, he hugs Sally in the closest, tightest hug that he's ever hugged anyone before. With Joey and Sally so close, Dick and Miss Cooter bump into each other and formally meet for the first time...

"I've Seen You Around Here Before" - A.J. Holmes & Carlos Valdes

DICK:
Oh.
Ms. COOTER:
Oh.
DICK:
Im sorry, I didnt-
MS. COOTER:
Gee its fine
DICK:
I mean I hope you-
MS. COOTER:
Im all right
DICK:
I didnt mean to-
MS. COOTER:
My names Miss Cooter
DICK:
Im DICK:

Chorus:

DICK:
Youve been here before, I think
MS. COOTER:
Who me?
DICK:
You slip by each time I blink
MS. COOTER:
Couldnt be
DICK:
Yes. Ive seen you around here before.

MS. COOTER:
I thought that you never looked
DICK:
What? How?
MS. COOTER:
But I knew that I was hooked
DICK:
Now now
MS. COOTER:
Yes. Ive seen you around here before.

BOTH:
All the time just knowing. Not knowing how I knew
Ive had a funny feeling about you
Thinking it was hopeless, I told love, adieu.
But then we touched
And you came into view

All the time just knowing. Not knowing how I knew
Ive had a funny feeling about you
Always wanting something. (music swells to a climax) That something was you.

MS. COOTER:
Oh
DICK:
Oh
MS. COOTER:
Oh my word
DICK:
Holy crap
MS. COOTER:
I hope youre not
DICK:
No, Im fine
MS. COOTER:
I didnt mean to
DICK:
No, Im (with great happiness and importance) Fine.
BOTH:
Oh. Thats fine.

DICK:
Ive never felt quite like this
MS. COOTER:
Is that true?
DICK:
I could be about to piss!
MS. COOTER:
Look at you
BOTH:
Yes. Ive seen you around here-

Before.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• StarKid
• AVPM
• Little White Lie
• musical
• funny
• me and my dick
• Joey Richter
• Joe Walker
• sing
• dance
• AJ Holmes
• Jaime Lyn Beatty

[artmeanslove]

"Plese do not touch me with your penis!" is probably my favorite line from this entire musical. I die laughing every time.

[NicoStubs]

JOEY: Thank you so much for giving all that up, so I could have that with Vanessa and not you!

(HARRY: Oh Is this for me. Oh Ginny how did you know I needed a wreath so I could ask Cho chang. Your the best!)

[Frutipies111]

"yes, good."

Love how thats all he can say XD

[bella3718122]

@bloodlightningXD XD Nope...

[bloodlightningXD]

@bella3718122 ohh, i thought you were mixing up Neville and Cedric xD 'cause Neville plays Rick in this.

[bella3718122]

@bloodlightningXD Yes, but Cho Chang (Cedric's girlfriend is! She plays Miss Cooter)

[bloodlightningXD]

@bella3718122 ...the guy who played Cedric isn't in this...

[12wafflesandpancakes]

Didi noone else see joey and Sally moving their hips in the background?? I almost died!!!!

[bella3718122]

Cedric's going to have to FIND a new girlfriend.

[Lashea43]

@NicoStubs "Pretty? more like supermegafoxyaswomehot. she is the better look more interesting girl ive ever met in my entire close circle of friends." Harry was such an ass right there

[xBeautifulxxDreamerx]

Woah. Neville? Cool? What kinda of world is this?!

[MusicTheaterIsMyLife]

"Yes. Good"