Ahh, C'mon Fuck a Dyke!

This is a video response to Chuggo's Ahh, C'mon Fuck a Guy. DISCLAIMER: We are neither rappers, wiggers, dykes, comedians, nor musicians. Oh yeah, and pedophiles. We aren't pedos either.

Lyrics:

When I SPREAD my legs, you know your blood pressure spikes

Ahh, c'mon fuck a dyke!

My pussy's really hairy, which we all know you like

Ahh, c'mon fuck a dyke!

I got my ASIAN bitches sayin' "baby wut u rike"

Ahh, c'mon fuck a dyke!

My girlfriend was Michelle, but I changed her name to Mike

Ahh, c'mon fuck a dyke!




Feathers in my hair, cuz that's how I roll

You think you smell tuna? Yeah that'd be my hole.

See this mark on my ass? Yeah that'd be my mole.

And if I let you suck it, you'd be outta control.

And if you ate my turds? Why then you'd be full.

These girlies wanna ride me like an excersise bike!

Ahh, c'mon fuck a dyke!

Bitches want my twat, from the grandmas to the tykes

Ahh, c'mon fuck a dyke!




I'm gonna WASH my pussy 'fore you lick it -- haha PSYCHE

Ahh, c'mon fuck a dyke!

This bitch came in my hair, so I'm rockin a spike

Ahh, c'mon fuck a dyke!

I got this ten year old bitch, and she likes the fist

I thought I put it in her vadge, but I guess that I missed

And my hand was in her ass, all up to the wrist

And now it's covered in shit. So that's why I'm pissed!

I'm tryin'on this snake-belt to see if it still fits

And my jugs are all sweaty, so I'm scratchin my tits

While I'm up at Timmy Ho's and I'm getting some 'bits

And the girlies sellin doughnuts wanna show me their slits!

I put a sign on your back that says "I LOVE CLAM"

Then I snuck into your house and put one on your gram

Then I made some action figures out of tampons and spam

And I made ém fight eachother, cuz that's just how I am

I put a TURD in your mouth, and got it on cam

So if you ain't down with Chugga, then you ain't in my fam.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Chuggo
• Chugga
• cover
• Dykes
• Rapper
• wigger
• funny
• queef
• golden
• bc

[peepingtom101]

"This is a video response to Chuggo's Ahh, C'mon Fuck a Guy "

The video is cmon fuckin guy. Has nothing to do with fucking guys it's just redneck jargin.

[Carijok]

Are you sure about that? I'm pretty sure Chuggo likes fuckin guys.

[peepingtom101]

As sure as I am that you got the herp

[Carijok]

Even if that was true, at least I'm not on teh internet, defending Chuggo. You wouldn't know comedy if it was waiting just outside the internet to give you herpes. Which it will be, if we ever meet in person.

[Streetmastaalex]

I personally am extremely concerned with WHY an instrumental version of Chuggo's song exists

[Carijok]

It didn't, until we made it

[WC6]

Would have been better if the lead vocals weren't pitched down like that. It made it damn near incomprehensible (still moreso than the original Chuggo)

[modern01]

@peepingtom101

Nah man I roll 3 deep with the Chuggolator, his real lyric is 'Come on fuck a guy'.

[dustindpb]

Is it wrong that I ejaculated 7.3 times while listening to this song?

[0lyella]

@peepingtom101 get a sense of humor faggot

[yungky420Blood]

i actually really like this beat

[furQ]

i'm gonna wash my pussy before you lick it haha sike

[MarilynMansonIsGod4]

Do you know where I can get the instrumental version of this?

[ToumaShacho]

You think this is the epitome of ``idiocracy`` on Youtube, mate?

First of all, may I inform you that idiocracy is not a word? c:

Perhaps you were looking for ``idiocy``?

[peepingtom101]

I'm defending youtube from idiocracy and I know bad comedy very well your video just gave me a good lesson. And yes you probably would want to fuck me, but id wrap it up fo sho.