PRANK CALL TO CREMATION SERVICES!!!! FUNNY!!!!!

Me:hey youtube this is blackwing o820 and i'm prank calling cremation service...places...you'll see.
...stupid...How about....Loiless(name of business)

MY PHONE: (dial tone)

ME: serentity meadows memorial park...stupid names...

(dial tone)

ANSWERING SERVICE:loiless funeral home this is jill how may i help you

ME:hello?

ANSWERING SERVICE: hello!

ME: hey, hey there i was wondering if you do creation services here?

ANSWERING SERVICE: well they do do cremation services but i don't know if they do it on sight. Do you need to speak to a director?

ME: thats okay i just have some questions for you

ANSWERING SERVICE: okay, im the answering service so you would have to speak to a director

ME: ohhhhhhh so the answering service, for people who have questions.

ANSWERING SERVICE: what is your...what is your question?

ME: my question is since you have creation services, could you create me something nice, like some pots or jewelry?

ANSWERING SERVICE: can... can we what?

ME: can you create me something nice with your creation services. I heard you can create nice things there, like pots or jewelry.

ANSWERING SERVICE: No. this is a funeral home. we don't we don't its cremation not creation

ME: cremation. that sounds like something very nice you could make me. what, how much does that cost, and how do you get the materials for it and everything?

ANSWERING SERVICE: okay the cremation, this is cremation when someone dies and the body is cremated. This is a funeral home.

ME: oh. i've never heard of that phrase before, i thought that was just burning.

ANSWERING SERVICE: its the cremation of bodies...

ME: -ew!

ANSWERING SERVICE: ...when they die, people choose to be cremated. instead of buried thats what this is a funeral home we dont create pots or jewelry.

ME: ohhhhhhh.... so like them, so like those hippies. who like to respect the earth they cremate themselves so they do not take up the earth's soil. and everything is that why...

AS: -no , not this is...

ME: ...so was that who invented the cremation was that like bob marley?

AS: no. no thats not what this is this is a funeral home.

ME:oh because he was a hippie so i was wondering. you know. I thought that was just burning them i didnt know it had a scientific phrase to it and everything.

ME: but, but you do creation services,yes?

AS: CREMATION

ME: Premation. (not a typo)

AS: this is a funeral home. Do you need to speak to a funeral director?

ME: no no no no ummmm are there any other services that you do?

AS: no. no this is a funeral home. all we do is funerals.

ME: yes, i know but funeral is obviously not premation,(not a typo) or creation, its also some other stuff isnt it like the hippies dont want themselfs buried in the ground but that is also a way of funeral, right?

AS: do you have someone thats passed away that you need to speak to a director about?

ME: Noooo i thought this had (laughs) i thought this had creation servises, why do you keep saying...

AS: this is a , SIR. this is a funeral home. A FUNERAL HOME. where people die and are taken and have funeral services. we don't create products for other people to buy.

ME: ...PEOPLE DIE?!?!?!??!

AS: (hangs up)

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[sborn1571]

"I was wonderin if you do CREATION services there"? Dude sounds like a LOSER. It also seems this little jerk has way too much time on his hands. Instead of spending time with the ladies, hes out prank calling funeral homes who serve families in their worst time of need. LOSER!!

[Blackwing0820]

lol dude you need to calm down. i mean I'm sorry if one of your family members died but I'm not making fun of anybody here. It's just a practical joke. Don't take life to seriously.

[HazyDaze6]

lol! she stayed on the phone for a pretty long time

[Blackwing0820]

I know, right? I'm like wow I got lucky with this one

[themole89]

This really isnt funny, calling a funeral home at any hour and pranking them is childish. We take death seriously.

[echoace]

thats funny

[godofcod619]

lolz

[j26xtreme]

loved it dude. So funny. "People die?"

LOL almost crapped my pants.

[organdude8990]

Haha... this sort of thing actually happens pretty often! I'm going to school to become a funeral Director and while in school I work in a funeral home. For TWO YEARS the same lady kept calling and trying to order pizza from us. Hahaha! When we told her she was calling a funeral home, she just got pissed because she though the pizza place (us) just didn't want to deliver her a pizza. It was so funny... Eventually one of the Directors said "Just take her damn order" Lol

[twilight4everism]

funny. it is you.

[Buzzcap93]

lol