Toilet Paper Music Video (By Josh Owens)

New single 'Toilet Paper' is out and here is the music video.

Verse One:

The world is too hot I think I need to cool down,
Put a fan around my neck and start walking around,
Then Ill get in the shower but wont take off my clothes,
And when im soaking wet, I will strike a pose,
Put on some new clothes and then get refreshed,
Cover the camera, while I get dressed,
Just so everybody knows this isnt a show,
But remember my initials, thats J.O.,
Theres gonna be people that think I am a joke,
But then i will relax with a bottle of coke,
Ill put on my 3D glasses and start dancing,
Ill say mmmmm bop just like Hanson,
Ill be on Farmville, harvesting crops,
When Im bored I will put on loads of tops,
Stand on loads of biscuits, make them into dust,
Dance to this tune, do a pelvic thrust.


Chorus:

Wrapped my head with toilet paper,
Shirt and a tie like I am a waiter,
Shaving foam, so I look like a ghost,
Sittin off watching tele, eating some toast.

Verse Two:

Its fuckin roastin I think im gonna melt,
Thats the best pair of scissors I have ever felt,
I wasnt in my room but suddenly I appeared,
Blue cups on my ears so I look a bit weird,
Get all my jackets and put them on together,
Now im wearing glasses an I look like I am clever,
I think ill read a book, I look so intellectual,
Now im in the kitchen playing with some vegetables,
Everybody up, I am rocking the beat,
An When I look down ive got a cock on my feet,
Im the lovelyest person that you will meet,
Cant think of another line so Ill just say concrete,
Done the pelican dance, and that was that,
Make scouse toy story you fish bowl head twat,
Put my head in the fridge, and then Ill cut my hair,
Think about life then spin on my chair.

Oh yeah, oh oh yeah,
That was that, with a mexican hat,
Yes yes yes, dressing gown!

Oh, dressing gown!

Mexican hat, mexican hat.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Josh
• Owens
• Scouse
• Toy
• Story
• Liverpool
• Toilet
• Paper
• Music
• Video
• Pelican
• Dance

[BEKii08]

ahhh i didnt know you was jacks brother O:

hes in my form aha woo (Y)

[josho2007]

haha im not hes my cousin mate

[doddz13]

whens the album being released?

[josho2007]

im gonna get an album together mate dont worry, ill let everyone know.

[joshie1350]

LMAO amazing. Nearly as good as pelican dance!! But can i ask. WHY the fuck have you got a dildo Lol

[josho2007]

haha its not a dildo lad its a wooden cock from fuerteventura my mate bought for a laugh.

[DaleB94LFC]

omfg mate u r funny as fuck deserve a medal

[streetsofbrum1]

lmfao you are a funny guy im an addict of your vidz mayn keep on it cant wait to see more

[Beddoes13]

did you dog eat a willy at the end hahahahahaha!

[joevideosefc]

@RainbowGaga6 he's from Huyton!

[RainbowGaga6]

Hahaha, what part of Liverpool you from??

[EmilyySkellyy]

lol at u mate, sickoooo:] proud to be scouse when i watch you!

[froghabyea]

I HAVE THOSE BLUE CUPS :D

[kimhutkai]

amazing lol x x

[indiewannabe11]

swear down you need a programme, you can take over jersey shore or sixteen and pregnant's show.

[TheDarlo98]

omg mate i watch ur vids every day lovern them

[Vezza85]

I watched this video for the first time last night and all day today the line 'shaving foam so I look like a ghost, sitting off watching telly eating some toast' has been stuck in my head! I think people think i'm an escaped mental patient. Thanks for that.

[CElovexo]

Can't think of another line so ill just say concrete.

Lmfao!:)