That Cold Hard Sell - Rob Szabo

This is me (Rob Szabo) singing That Cold Hard Sell in the bathroom of my motel room in Northern Ontario ... i like the sound of the tiles ...

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That Cold Hard Sell
(Rob Szabo)

There's nothing like that cold hard sell they're getting away with murder!
There's nothing like no money down and don't pay 'til next December
There's nothing like a new TV to paint you in a corner
There's nothing like a long workweek we'll just stay a little longer
A new kitchen table comes complete with a pile of cable bills
Another day in daycare, 'cause we're doing it for the kids

There's nothing like a bottle and a skinny little model telling me I me I want and I deserve more
Careful what you wish for
There's nothing like a logo and a snappy little motto and they better have the colour I want 'cause I'm the boss

There's nothing like that long commute makes you a little older
There's nothing like four seasons on with two weeks off in the summer
There's nothing like those huge billboards when you're driving down the gardiner
They always try to come across like they're doing us a favour
"Imagine you in a new hot rod we deal in peace of mind"
"You can afford the lap of god" you just can't afford the time

There's nothing like a bottle and a skinny little model telling me I me I want and I deserve more
Careful what you wish for
There's nothing like a logo and a snappy little motto and they better have the colour I want
Careful what you wish for
I can't resist that cold hard sell I'm going broke

I am what I own I know 'cause I saw the commercial
I am what I owe I signed and I made it official
So take our first born can't say they didn't tell you so

There's nothing like that cold hard sell now I'm the sweepstakes winner
Check the spot in the little box and they'll send a free subscription

There's nothing like a bottle and a skinny little model telling me I me I want and I deserve more
Careful what you wish for
There's nothing like a logo and a snappy little motto and they better have the colour I want
Careful what you wish for
I can't resist that cold hard sell I'm going broke

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[Kaylos911]

Bathrooms are the best place in the house/hotel to take a jam to a whole new level. Just saw you place Fanshawe, and I finished listening to Life and Limb. Awesome stuff.

[robszabo]

@Kaylos911 thanks so much! Glad you dig the music.....bathrooms are great for sound eh??

[crustyskater]

much lover rob plus im a johnstown kid

[susest1]

Charlie gives this one 5 furballs!

[kidAmy]

Love it!

I love the acoustics in hotel bathrooms, but I'm always afraid of being heard.

[struckinrs]

nice one robby :)