That Last Smoke WILL Kill You

Some crazy woman imagines herself as Mata Hari in front of the firing squad, before setting fire to herself. A strangely haunting, almost elegaic PIF (starring one Sabina Franklyn, daughter of that tonic water-drinking rogue Bill Franklyn, and briefly the wife of John Challis) which was unknown to me until someone or other uploaded it as part of a BBC closedown; I've extracted it and slightly remastered it. For YOU. Only for YOU. Pointless tautological announcer endline: INTACT

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Advert
• Commercial
• Ad
• PIF
• public
• information
• service
• film
• announcement
• Fire
• Chair
• Last
• Smoke
• Mata
• Hari
• Cigarette
• Burning
• Death

[TheColumbianDevils]

dont smoke in the house... problem solved fuckers

[Applemask]

There's almost nowhere else left to do it. Not that I have any great problem with that.

[agfagaevart]

That "...crazy woman..." as you put it, is none other than Sabina Franklyn, daughter of the late sshh you know who, Willam Franklyn.

[Applemask]

I see the resemblance. She's still playing a crazy lady, though.

[Visonu]

Centralsouth's account was suspended.

[Applemask]

Several times.

[Blitzingtakin]

Your last will obviously be your last...

[ertopida]

yea smoking is bad for you! * takes a drag of his big joint *

[Illuminatus42]

Holy crap, the narrator sounds like Sam Neill.

[Routanne]

They have banned it outdoors. 10 meters from buildings, and SOME public parks.

Around kids under 16 is illegal. Etc, etc, etc

[professorintellect]

And thats why I always stand up when I smoke, no matter where I smoke

[katharosdrakkina]

Someone in the flat above me a few years ago did this, and the alarms didn't go off. I got woken up by firemen! She could have done with watching this film...

[trucksoner]

in the district next to mine, you can't smoke walking down the street anymore!

[throwntomato]

whoopsie!