The Toilet Got Run Over By My Grandma

We love you, Grandma!!

~ Cori & the Boys


Lyrics:

Chorus:
The Toilet got run over by my Grandma.
Wheelin through the bathroom at Wal-Mart.
You may say theres no such thing as flushing.
But boy! Oh, boy! Can Grandma really fart!

Verse 1:
They were shopping for some curtains.
But then Grandma had to go.
Grandpa asked if she could hold it.
Grandma scowled and said, Oh, no!

Verse 2:
The Jazzy popped the toilets seal off.
There was ick all on the floor.
Where do you think we would find Grandpa?
Runnin with Grandma out the door.

Verse 3:
Now, theres a moral to this story.
If you want folks to treat you well.
Dont break the toilet with your wheelchair.
Cause people just dont like that smell.

NOTE: We don't really say 'fart', but it rhymed with Wal-Mart, so.....yeah.

Category:

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• toilet
• reindeer
• grandma
• grandpa
• eleon
• eleongamgee
• tahtinen
• jazzy
• wheelchair
• turtles
• dork
• fart
• gas
• funny
• gross
• laugh
• motorcycle

[mcgyvr2009i]

This is too funny!

[ashby105]

go grandma

[thesummerfragments]

fav

[RayRoark2009]

cool

[SkyMadison18]

OMGOSH!!!

[fallenarising]

ohhh my word.......that's amazing...... :-)