Chuck Norris Facts

These facts are of Chuck Norris.

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[alphex1000]

FACT Bruce lee kicked chuck Norris ass

[davetista]

@alphex1000 FACT Chuck Norris wore a Bruce Lee costume and forced Bruce Lee to where a Chuck Norris costume when this happened.

[alphex1000]

@davetista fact people worship him for no reason...

[davetista]

@alphex1000 That's your opinion and it may be true but there are infinite possibilities with Chuck Norris facts alone and some can be very funny.

[TheBl00dyBizkit]

wtf you talkin bout jokes these are facts!!

[davetista]

@TheBl00dyBizkit OH SH*T!! my bad! i must've been on something when i wrote that. i'm lucky to be alive cause chuck saw that mistake too.

[YoungDre000]

Geico Insurance SAved 15% by Switchin to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish .

When Chuck Norris gets drunk, he doesnt throw up, he throws down.

Chuck Norris Never Retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.

Chuck Norris Doesnt Cut his yard, he just stands in front of it and says "Cmon I Dare You To Grow".

When Chuck Norris Looks In The Mirror, There is no Reflection, There Can Never Be 2 Chucks At The same Time.

Chuck Norris Beat the Sun in a Staring Contest.

[IdontlikeusingLOL]

Kids wear superman pajamas. superman wears chuck norris pajamas

[davetista]

@SuperWoodinator I apologize to Chuck Norris for my previous comment.

[FinalFantasyIXIIII]

a man once fought chuck norrris before he lost he made a deal with chuck it was that if chuck spared him the he could realese a plageon the world only chuck norris can survive...and that the story of justin beiber

[greatburritoxcursion]

Chuck Norris knows where Waldo is.

[Gangstazila]

the reason chuck norris has never had kids is because his sperm shoot like bullets

[SaraHazaweiner]

Never shoot a bullet at Chuck Norris, because it's gonna come back