A simple person employing for his first day on the job? Think Again! Just Watch!
Script
BOSS: Harper! I know it's your first day on the job but I don't want any slip-ups. Answer these phones. When a customer has a complaint, write it down and give them the best possible solution. I want you to work these phones for five hours straight. At one o'clock, you can have a half hour for lunch. Make sure you punch out! Then, be back at 1:30 sharp to work another 6 hours. Now get to work! I'll check on you later.
...and remember, no slip-ups!
HARPER: (on telephone) Hey, Joe. Its me, Killer Charlie. Yeah, I got this gig in the complaint department. No, it'll be a breeze. All I have to do is answer phones. No, they don't suspect a thing. Let me ask you something. That last shipment from Colombia come in yet? Good! Make sure it gets to Bennie's by midnight.
Hello, complaint department. Okay, all the buttons of you coat have fallen off? So? Since when do you need buttons? All right, just shove them back on. There you go, problem solved!
Hello, complain... Hello, complaint department. Yes! Yes! I got it down! Hey, don't yell at me buddy! Its my first day on the job. Well, so is your mother! ...What a nice guy!
BOSS: Hey! Harper! Its not time yet! It's 12:58! Lunch isn't until one! So get back to work!
HARPER: Hello, complaint department. Yes, this is Charles Harper. Why does the FBI want to see me? Well, you can tell J. Edgar Hoover that I'm going to be on a plane to Brazil by then. So don't try catching me!
What is this from?
kblakleyk916 2 years ago
it's an original skit me and a friend of mine made together.
bdtyf 2 years ago