WIPE YOUR BUM with only a BUS TICKET

How to get out of a sticky situation when all you have is a bus ticket for toilet paper, and you have to "GO" in a hurry!

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Comedy

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• sketch
• toilet
• humor
• paper
• roll
• poop
• bus
• ticket
• wipe
• bottom
• bum
• emergency
• situation
• potty
• poo
• tomato
• relief
• help
• demonstration
• hands
• cleaning
• soiled
• bathroom
• toiletries
• fingernail
• scrape
• wash
• clean
• hygiene
• hygienic
• demo
• advice
• instructions
• health
• how-to
• educational
• instructional video

[bdockfan]

stick you finger up you ass, got it!

[offplanetfilms]

@thegenerall916 ...that's easily fixed! ...you just pee on it, then you can walk around with your finger smelling like your winkie! (Chicks will dig it.)

[P8PERCUTT]

And while you stick that finger up your bum , you may as well relax and enjoy the moment. 2 birds 1 stone. WINNING!

[imegatanadoiataki]

Uhm, I have a monthly ticket, should i shit only once a month?

[JohnJF55]

10 minutes a perdre ?

[BKKVids]

just use your underwear, throw the underwear away, and walk around free-balling for the rest of the day.

[offplanetfilms]

@ChainsawGutsFuck ...in your case,Mr Chansawco*k, just take a few "get over it pills" and pray for a lapse of sociopathic tendencies by the morning. If all else fails, just fall on your chainsaw & we'll all breathe a little easier!

[ChainsawGutsFuck]

@offplanetfilms Saying "I breathe easier" makes it sound like you're out of breath more often than not, which is probably more of a general health issue than a dairy product issue. Same with pink eye, whatever that is.

[offplanetfilms]

@3dd656 ...I'm a Government Agricultural scientist by day. (true) ...I've eliminated all the variables, repeated the experiment several times, and there isn't other explanation. Dairy simply doesn't agree with me. (I do wish that wasn't the case). Its probably just the lactose, but its definitely something in the milk. I've weaned myself & returned to it several times to see if the symptoms return (over years) and surely they do, like clockwork. For me, the cost just outweighs the benefits.

[3dd656]

@offplanetfilms And yet, chances are, there is a better explanation. You should remember. Everything in moderation.

[offplanetfilms]

@3dd656 ...Rather odd? ...I love milk and milk products (too damn much like the rest of us)... but the ugly fact that murders a beautiful truth is simply this.... When I %100 weaned myself from all dairy products, my health improved ridiculously. I breathe easier, skin cleared up & I lost all trace of pinkeye. I wish so hard that wasn't the case.... but it is. For me, I'm better off weaned! (I just turn to calcium soy products instead.... I do miss cheese.... but my body seriously does not!)

[3dd656]

@offplanetfilms I find the people who use that argument to be rather odd. Because it's a logical fallacy. At first you say all other animals are weaned, that's just from their milk. But then you go onto say that humans keep drinking other animals' milk, OTHER ANIMALS'. Human babies are generally weaned off of their mothers' milk or formula at an early age, generally when the enzymes are no longer beneficial to their digestive system. Cow and goat milk has proven to be beneficial to our diets.