Baby Stomping Sweater

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This video consists of just a few random thoughts about how canada is the coldest place on earth .. Seriously. Watch out for guys with sweaters saying "i love to stomp babies" They most likely love to stomp babies.. SPECIALLY if when they take them off they shout.. "I LOVE STOMPING BABIES" that for sure how somebody would know that a person loves to stomp babies.

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TRANSCRIPT OF THE VIDEO

Hi my names matt of the valley of the wind let me play you the song of my people
(plays music)
Not really.. but what if? NO REALLY.. what if?
(music)
In canada the current temperature is "Colder then a witches nipple juice" When it drops below colder then a witches nipple juice.. WATCH OUT

but if you ever want some cold milk just go up to a witch and be like
"MILK! NOW SHE WENCH"
"double trouble toil and bubble.. heres some milk from my nipple"
"What is this.. a hair?"
"This is worse then gandolfs diarrhea"
"you think that nipple was hairy wait till you see the one on my back"

DONT YOU LOOK AT ME WELL IM FILMING

*cutest kitty ever*

Nobody looks cool taking off a pull over sweater

then theres one guy whos like " nice stomach"
then your like
Im going to kick your ass once im out of this flees dungeon
If i don't make it out of here tell my wife and kids i love them

Whoa.. that was like my journey to mount doom they could have wrote a 3 part novel series and a show with 6 seasons and a movie all about what went on in there


You can tell a lot about somebody by the way they take off their sweater.

Like if their sweater says i love to stomp babies and when they take it off they are like " I LOVE STOMPING BABIES" you might want to stay away from them

I want to point out this is called baby and fun
AND WHAT IS THIS!
Seriously why would I ever want to feel how soft the baby is by poking it in the vagina.
SHOW ME ON THE DOLL WHERE THE BAD MAN TOUCHED YOU
Really your giving me only one real option here..

now i know a lot of people at home are like " YES.. this makes me want to hit my weiner with a hammer"
but i hope they aren't watching my videos..

sorry i got a bit off topic.. the point of this video was..well there was no point other then.. its cold outside
oh and
(plays music)
Im going to go harness the power of 1000 suns.. i will see you guys on friday

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[7MusicAddict7]

I can't get enough of that face at 0:06 xD

[nabzstarr091923490]

sopa jokes are so yesterday

[7MusicAddict7]

@The3gooberkids very true

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For real, We have the same side table.. That makes us best friends..♥

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i bet that was hard to keep a stright face

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@nabzstarr091923490 and your sooooo last year

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@Alienpelvis86 No It Was His Headband

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oh my gosh you are soo friggin sexy!!

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First Videos I've Seen Om Matt.

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[ShelbyDaegele]

i love how you violently touched the baby xDDD

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"Nice stomach!" this makes me laugh. A lot.