Jizz In My Pants response: "Puke In My Mouth" -MsTaken.com

Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PukeInMyMouth | WATCH THE SEQUEL! http://youtu.be/YA7a3jqLaPk | This is a ladies' response to "Jizz In My Pants" by Lonely Island.  we (the pantless knights) got approached by a gal who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. we thought the whole thing was hilarious and told her we wanted to make a music video for it.  a few months later, here it is and we hope you like it!  also, peep our cameos FTW!!! big ups to the girls puking in their mouths!

-beau, peter and david
http://pantlessknights.com

Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PukeInMyMouth

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CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights
Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia
Camera by Peter Furia
Lyrics by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia
Beat by Ranidu
Starring Michelle Nunes & Kate Siegel

LYRICS:
Douchebags all across the club / Ladies' night straight poppin the bub
Stalker eyes right above his drink / Cheese-d**k style, with a shoot and wink
Snatch the ring from its hiding place / Flip the bird right in your face
Leave the bar, to escape your glance / Cross the room, now its time to dance
You sneak behind, dont mind, I guess / Until your d**g's on my cocktail dress
Cold as ice, yet you advance / And say you might, jizz in your pants
and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH
Swallow it back, I need some room / Plus I said I've got a groom
I turn away, you start to pout
AND I PUKE IN MY MOUTH
You ruined my night, esophagus hurts / Take a hint, Im not here to flirt
Round up the girls, its time bounce / Now Ill go brush my teeth

I'm 15 late for my Yoga class / Kick through the door, now I'm up in that ass
Find a spot, last in the room / Focus, breathe, now its time to ohhhhmmmm
Thats when I noticed this guy behind me / Quite a big smell from a guy so tiny
Pit-stained T-shirt drenched in sweat / O-face grin, bad as it gets
He made a grunt, then his body turned / Saw up his shorts to his inner-thigh perm
AND I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Upside-down, so it's even worse / Son of shiva, what a curly curse
Help me please, I could use a towel cause I
PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Why are there dudes up in Yoga class? / Nonchalant, looking at my chest
Please stop staring when Im on my knees / Plus bearded men shouldn't wear capris
Last week, I was on a site / As I recall, it was a Facebook site
In my bed with a piece of toast / Checked my wall and saw your post and I
PUKE IN MY MOUTH
Soaking in the tub like a f***ing queen / Need to relax, need to feel the steam
A bubble comes up that reminds me of you and I
PUKE IN MY MOUTH
The next day, I put on jeans and PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I opened the fridge and a fruit rolled out, I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
When I saw Tom Cruise in Valkyre I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I drank a Kombucha and I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I just felt PUKE IN MY MOUTH
I puke right in my mouth, every time youre next to me
And when you spit your game, its like a train wreck to me
You're such a royal douche, I dont know why you step to me
Forget a rubber, you should go get a vasectomy
PUKE IN MY MOUTH...
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  Comedy

[SUCKAGOTPLAYED]

The lyrics are pretty clever I actually like it, I just find it interesting that Jizz in my pants is self deprecating and puke in my mouth is about making fun of guys, there is nothing in the lonely island's video that is a jab at women...not picking a fight with you ladies just pointing it out

[CristianApostol]

This is a shameless attempt to cash in on Lonely Island's success.

[martin bertheussen]

This song made me puke in my mouth

[ScreamCheez Main]

XD but don't make fun of lonely island

[Alex treme]

Sorry I didn't puke in my mouth I....... Jizzed On My pants!!!!

[coolguy13103]

Lol people are still hating this video? Its old as fuck guys give it a rest

[David Donnelly]

I think these bitches are stupid as hell,why they hatin on lonely island they had nothing bad to say on that song,just 2 lame bitches tryn to get rich off lonely islands expense!!!

[xdc vgf]

i couldn't believe that someone would make fun of lonley island

[TheSwilliams92]

wow, conceded women rejecting men, nothing new.... is this supposed to be funny?

[GraveRapist]

...way to "Weird Al" a song that was way funnier than you could write. Boo!

[kiljaeden2222]

I saw this video before "Jizz In My Pants" and i laughed so much with this...then saw Jizz In My Pants and it really sucked.

[Alexxtommy]

nice tits