Jizz In My Pants response: "Puke In My Mouth" -MsTaken.com

http://mstaken.com - this is a ladies' response to "Jizz In My Pants" by Lonely Island.  we (the pantless knights) got approached by a gal who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. we thought the whole thing was hilarious and told her we wanted to make a music video for it.  a few months later, here it is and we hope you like it!  also, peep our cameos FTW!!! big ups to the girls puking in their mouths!

-beau, peter and david
http://pantlessknights.com

support us and go get the fake engagement ring + keychain fob and douchebag playing cards at
http://mstaken.com. it's now only $30 bucks!

and here's a link to download the free mp3!
http://seedwell.com/download/pukeinmymouth.zip

CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights
Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia
Camera by Peter Furia
Lyrics by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia
Beat by Ranidu
Starring Michelle Nunes & Kate Siegel

LYRICS:
Douchebags all across the club / Ladies' night straight poppin the bub
Stalker eyes right above his drink / Cheese-d**k style, with a shoot and wink
Snatch the ring from its hiding place / Flip the bird right in your face
Leave the bar, to escape your glance / Cross the room, now its time to dance
You sneak behind, dont mind, I guess / Until your d**g's on my cocktail dress
Cold as ice, yet you advance / And say you might, jizz in your pants
and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH
Swallow it back, I need some room / Plus I said I've got a groom
I turn away, you start to pout
AND I PUKE IN MY MOUTH
You ruined my night, esophagus hurts / Take a hint, Im not here to flirt
Round up the girls, its time bounce / Now Ill go brush my teeth

I'm 15 late for my Yoga class / Kick through the door, now I'm up in that ass
Find a spot, last in the room / Focus, breathe, now its time to ohhhhmmmm
Thats when I noticed this guy behind me / Quite a big smell from a guy so tiny
Pit-stained T-shirt drenched in sweat / O-face grin, bad as it gets
He made a grunt, then his body turned / Saw up his shorts to his inner-thigh perm
AND I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Upside-down, so it's even worse / Son of shiva, what a curly curse
Help me please, I could use a towel cause I
PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Why are there dudes up in Yoga class? / Nonchalant, looking at my chest
Please stop staring when Im on my knees / Plus bearded men shouldn't wear capris
Last week, I was on a site / As I recall, it was a Facebook site
In my bed with a piece of toast / Checked my wall and saw your post and I
PUKE IN MY MOUTH
Soaking in the tub like a f***ing queen / Need to relax, need to feel the steam
A bubble comes up that reminds me of you and I
PUKE IN MY MOUTH
The next day, I put on jeans and PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I opened the fridge and a fruit rolled out, I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
When I saw Tom Cruise in Valkyre I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I drank a Kombucha and I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I just felt PUKE IN MY MOUTH
I puke right in my mouth, every time youre next to me
And when you spit your game, its like a train wreck to me
You're such a royal douche, I dont know why you step to me
Forget a rubber, you should go get a vasectomy
PUKE IN MY MOUTH...
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[tetrisacidbath]

Combine the two... "Jizz In My Mouth".

.... I'd pay to see that

[DevinEDB]

Honestly i''m a dude and liked it. Not the exact same amount as the original but it is good. And guys, quit insulting yourselves. They are referring to perv men and by suggesting men in general you are saying all men are pervs. Your'e setting yourself up for humiliation. Talk civilly and prove you can have a real discussion. Insulting women might be why you've never had one.

[HornSpeakersSuk]

@AliceInHeartKingdom Your insulting young people doesn't change the fact that U R an anti-family, anti-male, suicidal bag of krap who thinks it's 'cool' & 'clever' 2 pretend men are worthless bags of $hit who's reproductive organs R purely disgusting. Go on - tell us how U fear cok & think it's so gross U have 2 puke merely @ the thought of it, like the DYKE GARBAGE in this 'video'. Tell us about your Obama shrine while U R @ it, fag.

[AliceInHeartKingdom]

@mudthump1975 Not every man drives a woman "crazy" I don't think I would want a rapist, Or a pedophile.

[AliceInHeartKingdom]

And you noticed, All of these comments are from MEN?

[AliceInHeartKingdom]

@HornSpeakersSuk And do you know, You're talking to a 16 year old girl?

[AliceInHeartKingdom]

@TheEPICmincraftian23 Maybe cause this video is true?

[ThatMixer]

I get embarrassed when women try to be funny.

[Osminiscool]

I don't like this...

[Osminiscool]

@mdog1912 To show the wedding ring..