Coffee Shop

A parody of Candy Shop.

Lyrics:

Ill take you to the coffee shop,
Get ya coffee with the cream on top,
Be careful cuz it might be hot,
You think Im buyin I think not! WHOA!

Wel-come to the coffee shop,
My coffee is the cream of crop,
How can I help you, My names Scott,
Check the menu, or youll get shot! BANG!

Would ya like an iced latte with the extra cream,
Sugar or milk, its whateva ya dream.
What size do ya want it? Tall, Grande or Large?
We got what ya want with a little charge.

I would like black coffee cuz thats how I role,
Strait from the bean, its good for the soul.
Gimme a large, cuz yall no what I like,
Its simple and plain just ask my friend Mike!

.. HEY! ..

Ill get yo order, just go sit down,
When ya coffees all ready I be makein a sound,
You forgot to tell me if you wanted sugar or cream,
Tell me right now or I CUT YOU!

That didnt even rhyme..

Wel-come to the coffee shop,
My coffee is the cream of crop,
How can I help you, My names Scott,
Check the menu, or youll get shot! BANG!

Can I get me a coffee thats nice and hot,
If it aint steamin then dont pour it from the pot,
I want three sugars with the milk mixed in,
If it aint right then ya make it again!

I got ya order right here, right now,
Quit yer complain, dont have a cow!
Itll be out real quick, real fast,
Im tellin ya now girl, the flavor will last.

It be a quarta ta eight, Its gettin real late,
Stop ya conversation, and stop ya date.
Da coffee shops closin, and Im gonna split,
If yall stay, yalls gonna get hit! BOOOOOOOOOM!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Coffee
• Shop
• Candy
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• Parody