Pumpkin Killing Methods II

More education for you on methods for killing pumpkins. They probably did not teach you this stuff in school; fortunately, we're here to fill in the gaps in your education!

Editorial comment: PLEASE try to avoid revealing your ignorance about how the economy works and why there are people starving. If you think destroying watermelons or pumpkins is "heartless" or contributing to somebody's starvation, I feel sorry for you. I suggest that even if you think this that you refrain from commenting to that effect; believe me, it just makes you look very ignorant. Sorry, but the truth hurts. :-)

Also, perhaps you do NOT understand economic principles and food distribution issues. Either way, I invite you to make a donation to a great organization and my favorite charity: The Second Harvest Food Bank of Middle Tennessee. http://www.secondharvestmidtn.org/about/index.php

They simply help feed people - with virtually NO religious or political strings attached, which is important to me. 615.329.3491

Category:

Sports

Tags:

• Uzi
• submachine
• gun
• Mossberg
• 590
• A1
• 12
• gauge
• 9mm
• fully
• automatic
• select
• fire
• pumpkin
• anvil
• drop
• sledge
• hammer
• chain
• saws
• Crescent
• Wrench
• bowling
• pin
• The
• Village
• Blacksmith
• corn
• knife
• Bowie
• Knife

[0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

They didn't teach me this in school. I feel cheated.

I always knew there was a reason to destroy pumpkins with chainsaws, anvils and Uzi's.

[hickok45]

@0neDoomedSpaceMarine, Just another example of our failing education system. I bet you I could stop teenagers at Target or any mall and ask them questions about subguns, Glocks, shotguns, lever guns, percussion revolvers, etc., and they'd just give me a blank stare! That is, before they called the mall cop. :-)

[gohjiejing]

What a waste , is that fake pumpkin or real .__, ??

[hickok45]

@gohjiejing, I agree; it should be illegal for somebody to kill pumpkins. I mean just think of all the kids who are starving from lack of pumpkin nutrition. It just makes me want to cry. :-(

[78maxpain]

hahhahahahhhahha

[erecttron]

hahhaa nice



[thebart748]

@hickok45 nice dog btw

[thebart748]

OMG he killed kenny ooh no just a pumpkin..... i didn't know there were so many ways to destroy a pumpkin :P

[Thomasmr25]

they're orange like kenny too! : D

[rotaryfreak3]

I literally LOL'ed when I saw the anvil. Now you just need to try it with a piano or anything made by ACME.

[TreeOfLifeCG]

Lol why did i find most of this sooooooooo munny? And where did you get that knife that was on that Mossberg? (Or was it a mossberg?)

[matiasninov]

cool



[mattyp434]

LOL anvil! I couldn't stop laughing/smiling after that!