Broadview Security: Target Women
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Uploaded by Current on Nov 13, 2009
Dear Women: You are never safe. Seriously. We mean it. Hugs n' kisses, Broadview Security
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wait, they just PUNCH A FUCKING DOOR OPEN?
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@Morisia9900 Sadly, it was Modern Lady that replaced Target Women. Sarah Haskins is way funnier than Erin Gibson, any day of the week.
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@loveunderlaw How I wish I could live in your simple world, where people can easily be divided into "good" and "evil."
I know you think that you've got some vigilante, badass cowboy attitude, but you're really just thinking like a 12 y/o who's seen Die Hard one too many times. So stop flexing your Internet muscles, because no one is impressed.
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@Xeginy Actually I prefer knives to guns, & no I didn't say I was an "Internet bad ass" bad ass either! But when it comes to killing evil people, any method is acceptable IMO.
Ask yourself "why you want to defend society's scum"? What's wrong with you anyway?
They serve NO useful purpose to anyone, they should just be executed if they've committed a violent crime against any innocent person.
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@loveunderlaw Ah, yes, the old classic: "use guns, they solve all problems!"
You have officially been certified an Internet-Badass(TM). Your laminated ID card is in the mail and will arrive within 7-10 business days. Now no one will mess with you on forums and message boards!
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@intelligentjackass You've been watching too many Above the Influence commercials. If you do coke and then wanna kill someone or break something, the problem is YOU, not the coke. If anything, it's the drug addict NOT on drugs you gotta worry about.
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@Rossoneriazzuri Phil Hartman did :P
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What happens if the police Brinks my fucking door in!?
"This is Ron from Broadview Security, are you alright?"
"HELP! They comin' to get me!" *Sound of a toilet flushing*
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I like the concerned-yet-in control nod from Rick at 2:56.
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I love how that lady at the beginning pulls her eight-year-old daughter in *front* of her as a human shield.
Friscalating 1 year ago 55
I can imagine what the two guys in the treadmill commercial were talking about.
"Alright, first we rape and kill the lady, then we steal everything. Kill all witnesses."
"But, what if the cops show up?"
"Dude, we have enough armor and firepower to take on two SWAT teams!!!"
"Alright, then, let's do this."
(Breaks door.)
"Oh, shit!!! A little beepy alarm!!! Run!! RUN LIKE HELL!!!"
zachmasterzach 11 months ago 27