Happy Frickin' Birthday

I may have spent almost all of my time stuck inside doing absolutely nothing on my FRIGGEN BIRTHDAY, but I did write a little song about it... and decided to forget it and go freestyle instead, resulting in this.

It was the nineteenth, on January nineteenth, two-thousand nine. I'll never get that back. **** you, Mother.

I need a PS3, blast it!

(Oh, and don't worry too much about this. It's intentionally both funny and serious. ...But you can certainly give me stuff if you like. :D)


Lyrics:

Happy frickin' birthday to me.
Didn't get a PS3.

Actually, I got nothing at all.
But hey, what do you expect with all of this stuff?

Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh...

It was all I wanted for Christmas and I still don't have it.
It was all I wanted for Christmas, but it didn't happen.

I got... no money.
Not enough for a PS3.
Not nearly enough...
Oh, yeah...

I need... much more money
So I can buy DSi and PS3,
And DSi doesn't come out for a while,
But I have no source of in-come!

Yeah, baby...
Oh Lawd!

Need...
Street Fighter IV,
Soulcalibur IV,
And so much more...
Well, mainly... King of Fighters XII...
Yeaaaah...

*King of Fighters solo*

King of Fighters IV... I mean XII!
'Cause I have the fourth game on The Orochi Saga,
Yeah I do. Do-do-do,
Do-do-do do-do-do-do-do-do-do-doo.
Do-do-do do-do-do-do-do-do-do-doo.

But, anyway, I need a frickin' PS3!
Or I can't play King of Fighters XII when it comes out in America!

I got no birthday presents,
I only got a hundred bucks,
And that was like... yesterday?
Or the day before that? [Actually, it on Friday, January 16.]

This thing [the keyboard] is all I got for Christmas, basically.
The most expensive thing and it was on sa-le,
And it's not as good as a piano!

Ooohhhh, those leftards, extremists,
They shot Jesus in the face.
Those retailers, they killed Santa,
They shot him in the face.
Santa Claus is actually Stephen Colbert.
(Who knew?!)
But... he got shot...
And he didn't bring me any presents,
O-oh nooooo-ooooo-o-o...
Oh, whyyyy?

I need P-S-3
Be-cause the stu-pid peo-ple won't bring stuff to Wii!
No Wii...
Oh yeah, ba-by!
The Wii, the Wii, the Wii...

Why no more games on the Wii?
Why's it all gotta be on PS3 and 360?
But screw that thing [Xbox 360], it's for elitists,
Oh, yeah!
'Cause they can afford expensive online, ha ha ha...

*chatter and a solo*

Yeah, I need a PS3,
Happy frickin' birthday to me,
I didn't get the thing!
'Course not. I didn't ex-pect it,
But I didn't expect to spend all day
Inside doing nothing...
Oh, yeah.

*longer solo*

Can't do nothing,
Stuck inside all day.
Every day,
Not just on my birth-day.
I'll never get this day back!
My age'll never match
The date again!

Oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, oh, OHHH...

So why didn't I get a PS3?
Why won't someone give it to me?
I need a freakin' PS3,
Give it to me,
Already.

UPDATE: I now have a PS3 and DSi. Got the PS3 on January 31... but blew like all my money on it.

How... do I get enough
Mo-ney?
How... am I gonna make
This work for me?
'Cause I gotta get more
Mo-ney
To afford... anything
Aside from a PS3,
I can't even afford that yet!
And I need lots of extra money
For all the games and...
The DSi, the DSi, the DSi.
Oh yeah. I like pie.

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[Xenthoz]

We need to remix this shit! I'll add guitar! Best MP3 file ever! Muhahahahaaa! And happy belated birthday.

[PieSniper]

Thank you and awesome idea.

[Kyrose]

Pwning thyself.

[PieSniper]

Sure enough, yeah. But it sure is fun. d:

[pinkdemon1890]

happy belated birthday gaming king :)

[PieSniper]

Thanks much.

[ogtonyp85]

awe come on man, look at the bright side . At least you have someone to give you something. Be greatful and be blessed