Punch-Out!! WITH LYRICS

In the time since this video was created a year ago, I have decided that the Wii version of Punch-Out!! is a kickass game even without Mike Tyson. But COME ON, imagine if they'd put him in!

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Shoutout to my Toronto peeps! I'm headlining at the Smiling Buddha Bar in Toronto on June 12! Bring some friends and come check me out!

LYRICS:
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I was five when I got Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
Mike was tough!
Oh man, that guy could knock your lunch out
Then he went to jail (I went to jail)
His contract went upstream, Nintendo still had a scheme
With douchebaggy Mr. Dream! (Oh no!)
Now, luckily, Punch-Out!! is back... for the Wii!

Wait!
There's no Mike Tyson on the Wiimake?
BULLSHIT COCK!
So what's the point of having a remake?
That's a buncha shit!
Bald Bull I kind of like, but just 'cause we look alike,
He's not half as cool as Mike!

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Mike Tyson!
MIKE: Yeeeah boyyy! Lend me your ears! 6, 7, 8
I'm Iron Mike and I'll knock you into space
I got more punch than Rihanna's face
Because I float like an inner tube and sting like a scorpion
I'll hit you so splendiferously, you'll need some morphi-en
Ask me if I like to eat meat, I am carnivorous!
Ask me what kind of trees I like, I'd say coniferous
Ask me how my attitude is, it is vociferous
Don't believe the words that I say? Well then consider this:
I am ferocious, my word bank is copious, in fact it's
supercalafragalistic-aladocious
I'm Kid Dynamite, always trippin "Fight or Flight"
Cover up your ears baby I might try a bite
I ain't crazy, the media filets me, but now you know I rap like Ludacris or Jay-Z
That's a nice bicycle, brentalfloss. It's mine now.
BRENTALFLOSS: Whooooa, bike!
Tyson stole my bike!
That guy's name is Mike!
And he stole my bike. Noooooooo!
Tyson stole... Tyson stole... stole my bike!
(Man, I hate Mike Tyson!)
MIKE: I may be spastic but I'm not made of plastic,
I'm a vicious fighter but my feelings are elastic
So I'm not slapstick, I'm maJAStic, fuckin' fantastic when I grab a chick and slap dick
But be careful with the chicks and the dicks, this one time I crossed the line and I got slapped with three to six.
I don't even get half the shit I spit, I ain't a dipstick, I just have a wit that is cryptic.
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Category:

Gaming

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• brentalfloss
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• tyson
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• nes
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• guy

[staticlord1]

he stole your camera too 2:02

[MrVaultLegend]

@Imisstheoilers "Nigga stole my bike" was written by a black guy.

[ZTheFutureHedgehog]

He doesn't rap like Ludacris or Jay-Z,Ludacris and Jay-Z rap like him

[Yang855]

NIGGA STOLE MY LIKE!

[abomasnow4]

Brentalfloss and Bald Bull?....

0_0 Separated at birth!!!

[Linksu]

Oh my! Brent, you are hairy!

[TheFlamingDoh2]

I'll take Tyson.

[rupeehunter]

0:53 is genious XD

[wowbob22123]

also keep pressing 7

[wowbob22123]

press 1.

then 2 (quick)

the after had a scheme press 3

"I had a scheme, WAIT!"

[goodgirl91785]

we make bullshit cock? O.O O.O O.O O.O

[goodgirl91785]

THIS IS MIKE TYSON? and also if you wont you can get curson mania