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"Smoke Two Joints" lyrics- Sublime

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"Smoke Two Joints" by Sublime

R.I.P Bradley Nowell

All Rights Belong to WMG

Lyrics:

I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more

Smoked cigarettes til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia
Smoked cigarettes til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensamill...
Easy-e were ya ever caught slippin? hell no!

Daddy he once told me son you be hard workin man
And momma she once told me son you do the best you can
But, then one day I met a man who came to me and said
Hard work good, and hard work fine but first take care of head

(guitar solo)

Whoa, rock me tonight,
Whoa-oh, jah sake,
Whoa-ohh

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  • The 75 dislikes should actually be likes, the people just missed the like button because they were too high.

  • ok so this literally just happened. my dad and his gf were arguing, she called the cops. before they came, she decided to smoke all of her weed. so of course when they arrived, it reeked of mary j. so they're talking to her, they can't find any weed/paraphernalia so the one officer is like: do you smoke two joints in the morning?

    dad's gf: no..

    officer: do you smoke two joints at night?

    dad's gf: no...

    officer: do you smoke two joints before you smoke two joints?

    dad's gf: no

    me: LOL WHAT IS AIR

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  • @tomroller1 Literal definition of drug:

    A substance that has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body, in particular.

    Weed is a drug, as much as we dislike it, it's ignorant to try saying it's not.

  • @Essver OH SHIT! and I own my own business which has nothing to do with weed. 

  • @Essver you are a dipshit. I went to private school my whole life, I smoke weed, I'm 18 years old and I am a junior in college. Again. I already have an associates degree, a general studies degree, and health science certificate. Just because someone doesnt waste their money to go to school with snobby ass bitches like yourself doesnt mean they arent smart or "they're only there to screw around." Bitch

  • @LemurInBlack well become one fuck! shits weak!

    

  • I know 78 people who need to smoke 2 joints.O.0

  • Thank you haters now the bar look like joint or maybe two.. ;)

  • Q MANERA DE FLASSHARR CON ESTE TEMA ...PASEANDO POR LA CIUDAD DE LANUS EN UNA RENAULT EXPRESS CARGADA DE FASO Y BIRRA .....JAJAJAJAJJA

  • @LemurInBlack You don't have to be a pot smoker to enjoy this song, just a Sublime fan... I'll smoke one for you though... Just in case.. lol

  • lol this is my brothers theme song

  • Im not a pot smoker, but I really like this song.

  • @enyedys Hahahahahahahahaha

  • @enyedys HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @benisisballin BES FUCKING COMMENT EVER I!!! ! LITERALLY "LOL'D"...because I'm high,,,

  • i smoke two more before i smoke two more, thann i smoke two more!!

  • Its Catchy!!

  • Smoking to Sublime gets me higher than just smoking.

  • one night after i got high i had a dream that the dalmation from sublime was my dog one time..it was awesome

  • Dislike bar looks like joint! :) Peace

  • @benisisballin You can never be too high!

  • If you smoke two joints while your sleeping just to a dream of you smoking to joints, like this!

  • jimmy was jimmy

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