MINE TURTLE (asdfmovie song)

Hello!
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Animated by the beautiful Ben 'Wonchop' Smallman: http://youtube.com/wonchopanimation
Music by the wonderful Todd (LilDeuceDeuce) Bryanton: http://youtube.com/lildeucedeuce
Storyboarding by the amazing Paul ter Voorde: http://twitter.com/paultervoorde

LYRICS!!

MINE TURTLE

Mine Turtle's on the road, the llama whipping by.
Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie.
Skater kid tells the cop "You can't tell me what to do!"
Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you.

MINE TURTLE

Mine Turtle's travelled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid.
Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid.
Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine.
Fought the aliens!

"Throoooww the cheeeese!"

He stole alien technology, and built a time machine.
Went back in time to 100 million B .C.
The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?"
"Technically I'm a tortoise."

"I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!"

MINE TURTLE

Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle came from.
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom.
He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a cold one.
And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb.
The cops tried to stop him before he could explode.

"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!"

"Wait, no he doesn't.."

MINE TURTLE

• Category

  Comedy

[Nicholas Rumsey]

Where I live, my friends and I put up some Poles with the 'Warning, Pointless Button'. It was HILARIOUS!!! I can't believe how many people pressed it!! But I am NOT putting up a mine turtle.

[Madeline King]

Never press a pointless button after midnight. It will go into a pupal stage and hatch into mine turtle!!! Will multiply with soda and can only be killed with TRAINS!!!

[dragon3658]

wtf is up with that black box up in the corner of the damn video, almost all of the videos in my favorites have that box, grrr...

[DEADLYWAFFLES1]

Hello I ment hello

[DEADLYWAFFLES1]

I can say fellow like mineturtle

[dust dusty]

IM AWESOME AT THE MINE TURTLE HELLO!

[Samwell1532]

I can do the "hello" almost perfect

[9catsanddogs]

I can do the hello really good:)

[rosophx]

I want one but ill defuse the bomb inside it... ill name it Timmy. :)

[Duran Cobenais]

*explodes*

[Duran Cobenais]

Kid: You can't tell me what to do! Cop: Watch out! But mine turtle says hello to you Mine turtle: hello

[tails fox]

and the moon said THROW THE CHEESE