MINE TURTLE (asdfmovie song)

Hello!
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Animated by the beautiful Ben 'Wonchop' Smallman: http://youtube.com/wonchopanimation
Music by the wonderful Todd (LilDeuceDeuce) Bryanton: http://youtube.com/lildeucedeuce
Storyboarding by the amazing Paul ter Voorde: http://twitter.com/paultervoorde

LYRICS!!

MINE TURTLE

Mine Turtle's on the road, the llama whipping by.
Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie.
Skater kid tells the cop "You can't tell me what to do!"
Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you.

MINE TURTLE

Mine Turtle's travelled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid.
Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid.
Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine.
Fought the aliens!

"Throoooww the cheeeese!"

He stole alien technology, and built a time machine.
Went back in time to 100 million B .C.
The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?"
"Technically I'm a tortoise."

"I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!"

MINE TURTLE

Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle came from.
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom.
He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a cold one.
And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb.
The cops tried to stop him before he could explode.

"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!"

"Wait, no he doesn't.."

MINE TURTLE

• Category

  Comedy

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[Aveze Barbare]

let me guess:

you came in a parellel dimention saying i like trains to a gullible banana from the cheese moon and you made the flop on a mine turtle... and you punched my salad that now looks like a chair having a baby voice... The worse of all is if I see your driving lama touch that catus I'll throw you a suicide rainbow cake.

[halloweendee]

Aaah he's so cute =3

[Tyson Jones]

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[Abby Turner]

Wooooaaaah

[Chase Coker]

So that's how dinosaurs got extinct.

[Andrea Johnson]

Mine turtel

[Sebastian Carrier]

first

[Sebastian Carrier]

I ganna punch you face...in the face!

[Sebastian Carrier]

yes

[Matthew Bachand]

('< ... pac man

[ben birch]

So that's how dinosaur became extinct