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Story of my life - Astronautalis ft P.O.S.

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Uploaded on Jan 23, 2010

[Andy]
I was born in a box car,
color-blind, pigeon toed, pock-marked.
Twisted figure, broken heart they'd fixed up with monkey parts.
[P.O.S.]
I was born in a four story roach motel,
with floor to ceiling agitations,
wooden blocks and basic distaste for anything else.
(Andy)
I was raised by a pack of wolves,
nursed in our nations capital.
Taught to hunt and gather food,
and howl at the moon in the reflecting pool.
(P.O.S.)
I was raised by a slow jam,
two grizzlies for a mother who cared,
six packs of ramen nostradamus paranoia affair.
(Andy)
I fell in love with the flim-flammer,
charming con-artist, sexy counterfeiter,
pretty grifter, hidden ace switch making quick fingers.
(P.O.S.)
I fell in love with the most beautiful vulture,
she picked away my flesh, I'm left with skeletons,
welcome warm and tearing through my shoulders.
(Andy)
And she gave birth to my only son,
a smoking gun,
blue eyed, black chip,
on the first warm day to end the ice age prospect.
(P.O.S.)
And she gave birth to a lion-cub,
it's followed me for years now,
I'm leaning by the A's so I don't peak (?)
I know it's chewing on my fingers while I sleep,
I know it's stupid but it keeps without a leash,
and I've been trying to set it loose,
it seems it's freedom stripping me,
so I treat it like what it is.
I lay these eggshells to remember to be careful.

(both)
You can find a swarm where the stingers hold back.
You can find a warm spot in a cold snap.
If you don't scratch when the itches make you hair stand tall,
it may shake you but you won't fall
You can find a swarm where the stingers hold back.
You can find a warm spot in a cold snap.
If you don't scratch when the itches make you hair stand tall,
it may shake you but you won't fall

(Andy)
Justice can sleep for centuries,
to wake when it's least expected.
I never seen miraculous deeds,
fall on those who expect them.
Life ain't a dream it's just a string of jokes,
all connected.
There's something beautiful to me,
in the act of making your own death bed.

(P.O.S.)
And we sung,
We all walk with smiles which are quick to wash off,
Suit and loose and unbuttoned like ready to draw.
Love it raw 'till tender is far too fierce for us,
winter is almost here for us, and like July.
Hard to find tracks when it's buried under so much decay
Hard to find trail when it's buried under what's paved.
This is the story of my trial by erosion of words,
simple what's right like who's just being polite.
We all walk with smiles which are quick to wash off,
Suit and loose and unbuttoned like ready to draw.
Love it raw 'till tender is far too fierce for us,
winter is almost here for us, it's like July.
Hard to find tracks when it's buried under so much decay
Hard to find trail when it's buried under what's paved.
This is the story of my trial by erosion of words,
simple what's right like who's just being polite.

(both)
You can find a swarm where the stingers hold back.
You can find a warm spot in a cold snap.
If you don't scratch when the itches make you hair stand tall,
it may shake you but you won't fall down.
You can find a swarm where the stingers hold back.
You can find a warm spot in a cold snap.
If you don't scratch when the itches make you hair stand tall,
it may shake you but you won't fall down.
(Andy)
You can find a swarm where the stingers hold back.
You can find a warm spot in a cold snap.
If you don't scratch when the itches make you hair stand tall,
it may shake you but you won't fall down.

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  • Cody Graham

    So glad i found Astronautalis, ive known POS for awhile.. Finally, something besides the usual hip-hop

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  • GoodLaxatives

    This is amazing bro! Thanks for the post!

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  • MrMidnightDead

    Man, I can't fuckin wait for the POS and Astronautalis colab album.

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  • Kyle Stehle

    Such a powerful song. There will always be good no matter how bad it may be!

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  • TwilightTheDicktator

    Absolutely stellar.

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  • Draygera

    This song is very poetic and heart-felt, especially since most of andy's songs are more comedic than anything else

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  • LethalRainbows91

    The only thing that could make this track more perfect is Eyedea R.I.P - my 3 fav artists.

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  • IDead SiriusI

    Justice can sleep for centuries

    And wake when least expected

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  • tod4y

    And thus no stupid jokes about that. Yeah, I like that too. :) How long is it gonna stay like this?

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  • Matt Battaglia

    eyedea died*

    

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  • Matt Battaglia

    damn two people actually liked this ass hole comment? that's what I don't like about the underground anymore, too many people are know-it-alls. I honestly don't think the dude meant any disrespect when he told you eyedea. here's some condescension for ya: it's spelled sentence.

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  • lagginswag

    so damn good.

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