Because I AM THE MOM !

Get up now, Get up now, Get up out of bed, Wash your face, Brush your teeth, Comb you sleepy head, Here's your clothes, And your shoes, hear the words I said, Get up now! Get up and make your bed! Are you hot? Are you cold? Are you wearing that? where's your books? and your lunch, and your homework at? grab your coat, and your gloves and your scarf and your hat. Don't forget you gotta feed the cat. Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us, its the most important meal of all! take your vitamins, so you will grow up, one day to be big and tall! please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today. Don't forget your Piano lesson is this afternoon, So you must play! Don't shovel, chew slowly, but hurry, the bus is here, be careful, come back here! did you wash behind your ears? Play outside, Don't be rough, would you just play fair? Be polite, Make a friend, Don't forget to share, work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare, get along, don't make me come down there, clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away, make your bed, do it now! Do we have all day? Where you born, in a Barn? would you like some Hay? Can you even hear a word i say? Answer the phone! get off the phone! Don't sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table! No more computer time tonight! Your IPod's my IPod, if you don't listen up. Where are you going? And with Whom? And what time, do you think you're coming home? Saying Thank You, Please, Excuse me, makes you welcome, everywhere you roam! You'll appreciate my wisdom. Someday when you're older, and you're grown. Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own. You'll thank me for the counsel i gave you. so willingly, but right now I'll thank you not to roll your eyes at me. Close your mouth, when you chew. We'd appreciate take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate. Use your fork, don't burp, or I'll set you straight, Eat the food, I'll put upon your plate. Get an "A", Get the door, Don't get smart with me. Get a grip, Get in here, I'll count to 3! Get a Job, Get a Life, Get a PhD, Get a dose of..... I don't care who started it, You're Grounded, until you're 36. Get your story straight! and tell the truth for once, for heaven's sake. And if all your friends jumped off a cliff, Would you jump too? If i said it once, I've said it at least a thousand times before, that you're too old to act this way. It must be your father's DNA. Look at me when I'm talking, Stand up straighter when you walk. A place for everything, And everything MUST BE in place. Stop crying, or I'll give you something real to cry about! (OH!)...Wash your face, Brush your teeth, get your PJ's on! Get in bed, Give a hug, Say a prayer with mom. Don't forget I LOVE YOU..... AND, TOMORROW, WE WILL DO THIS ALL AGAIN..BECAUSE A MOM'S WORK NEVER ENDS. YOU DON'T NEED THE REASON, WHY, BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE! I SAID SO, I SAID SO, I SAID SO, I SAID SO! I AM THE MOM! THE MOM, THE MOM, THE MOM...THE MOM...TA-DA!

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[Raishenyinyan]

Yes mom ._.

[morrizxd]

Lol cool video i love it thank you

[ricogoldstar]

Kate Gosselin's theme song.

[dggd]

She deserves a grammy!

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

The daily nagging from moms summarized into a 3 minute song.

[xXPuppyxzXx]

"Get a job, Get a life.." mom, im just a kid ._.

[ddball1]

But why does she always have the piano lessons and I have to play the clarinet?

[UchihaYuki18]

huh?? is that my mom?!?!?! O_o

[pigfartsrocketship]

i do love this :)

[shadowblade32131]

ALRIGHT MOM JESUS CHRIST LEAVE ME ALONE

[bgrossmarykay]

Hysterical !!! One of the best performances I have EVER seen!

[haemi125]

The best rapper i have ever seen~!!