@onstageagain Yeah, just make yer sammich...eat it, too. Me 'n' George are standin' here with our teeth in our mouth, no pretzels, no chips, no scotch, no pie, and you got a sammich. Make me puke.
@onstageagain George & I want bologna & crackers, while your out. Your beer's not cold enough. Make me an apple pie. Hey, move a little faster - this ain't yer vacation.
@moproducer I don't give a fuck what your Mamie said. ! Take that damn tiara off your head, that thing belongs to Cinderella , folks are gonna think your sucking dick ! As for the Frito's, you got it wrong , I'm a George Jones servant, for some reason you don't look like the George I know, he wears a Crown not a Tiara.
@onstageagain Mama always said, "Sober is as sober does". I still don't know what the hell she meant. I think she was talking about Jerry Sober, who lived down the street. Oh, and you're out of Fritos, too. Can you pick up some cheese dip?
@moproducer The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. either way ... always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
@onstageagain Yeah, well, we talked to George (he was drunk), and he wants to be the Grand Duke of Vidalia. He was out behind his apartment building with a blowtorch, mumbling about "how is it that Johnny Cash could get away with burning things up?" or something. He wants to borrow your Volkswagen, and told me to tell you you're out of scotch.
@moproducer I'm here once again to declare King George Jones is A true KING, & he's got a Crown. The Queen of England bent over & kissed his ass "I mean his hand" if he wants, I'll kiss his ass,Then , I'll borrow his gold toe boot & put up any ass who disagrees!
All King George servants agree with me?
Good ! Hear that? All have agreed . I can hear the cheers from here,those who don't will get King George's gold toe boot up the ass, & I'll be the one to bestow those honors!
BUCK OWENS AND FUZZY TO!!!!!
1IIIIIIIIII1 10 months ago
Simply the best
callainjeep 11 months ago
@onstageagain Yeah, just make yer sammich...eat it, too. Me 'n' George are standin' here with our teeth in our mouth, no pretzels, no chips, no scotch, no pie, and you got a sammich. Make me puke.
moproducer 1 year ago
@moproducer We're all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. Its been a slow day... I think I'll make a balogna sandwitch.
onstageagain 1 year ago
@onstageagain George & I want bologna & crackers, while your out. Your beer's not cold enough. Make me an apple pie. Hey, move a little faster - this ain't yer vacation.
moproducer 1 year ago
@moproducer I don't give a fuck what your Mamie said. ! Take that damn tiara off your head, that thing belongs to Cinderella , folks are gonna think your sucking dick ! As for the Frito's, you got it wrong , I'm a George Jones servant, for some reason you don't look like the George I know, he wears a Crown not a Tiara.
onstageagain 1 year ago
@onstageagain Mama always said, "Sober is as sober does". I still don't know what the hell she meant. I think she was talking about Jerry Sober, who lived down the street. Oh, and you're out of Fritos, too. Can you pick up some cheese dip?
moproducer 1 year ago
@moproducer The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. either way ... always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
onstageagain 1 year ago
@onstageagain Yeah, well, we talked to George (he was drunk), and he wants to be the Grand Duke of Vidalia. He was out behind his apartment building with a blowtorch, mumbling about "how is it that Johnny Cash could get away with burning things up?" or something. He wants to borrow your Volkswagen, and told me to tell you you're out of scotch.
moproducer 1 year ago
@moproducer I'm here once again to declare King George Jones is A true KING, & he's got a Crown. The Queen of England bent over & kissed his ass "I mean his hand" if he wants, I'll kiss his ass,Then , I'll borrow his gold toe boot & put up any ass who disagrees!
All King George servants agree with me?
Good ! Hear that? All have agreed . I can hear the cheers from here,those who don't will get King George's gold toe boot up the ass, & I'll be the one to bestow those honors!
onstageagain 1 year ago