The Porridge God

From 2008 on the 666 channel

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• coughlan616
• yt:stretch=16:9
• religion
• atheism
• atheist
• big
• bang
• god
• jesus
• darwin
• debate
• richard
• dawkins
• creationism
• design
• intelligent
• truth
• theory
• logic
• proof
• response
• reason
• kent
• belief
• evidence
• earth
• morality
• hovind
• challenge
• delusion
• genesis
• universe
• selection

[SuperBrobot]

Oh god I had porridge this morning.

I'm a monster! :[

[kingspider1000]

not to bug you, but where did the porridge come from ?

[RagdollRalph]

He does look like Jesus here after all:D

[wannabesedated00]

i want porridge now...

[AlbertoFinotti]

Coughlan is such a troll......He's my hero!

[superhamzah85]

@kingspider1000

The original Oat is immortal, dumbass.

[kingspider1000]

@superhamzah85

great, so if the world is made of porridge and porridge came from oats, does that mean oats came before there was land for oats to grow in ?

this is one confused god....

[superhamzah85]

@kingspider1000

Oats

[Ebrainiac1]

Is Coughlan able to boil oats into porridge, but not willing?

Then he is a malevolent universe cook

Is Coughlan willing to boil oats, but does not possess the assorted heat-insulated cookware and gloves to do so?

Then he is just some guy sitting alone in an ill-equipped kitchen with cake mix in his pants.

Is Coughlan both able and willing to take oats and boil them into porridge?

Then whence cometh Zappatone?

Is he neither able nor willing?

Then why call him Coughlan the porridge sculptor?

[TheCaptainLulz]

so than you arew Genesis P'orridge?