Top Ten Indicators You Might Be a Starseed

10. You don't own a cell phone because telepathy is so much cheaper.

9. At the cinema you demanded 4-D glasses in order to watch Avatar.

8. You feel suffocated in life because Earth doesn't have enough atmosphere.

7. Dolphin-speak is like a second language to you.

6. You have a morbid fear of clothes dryers because you remember what happened the last time you climbed in one, thinking it would lead back home.

5. You wear an invisible wristwatch because you know time is an illusion anyway.

4. You have a desk filled with traffic tickets from trying to do light-speed in a 55 MPH zone.

3. You go to Star Trek conventions dressed up like Doctor Who.

2. At the supermarket you stare into the bar code scanner because it reminds you of the light of the sun back home.

And the Number One Indicator You Might Be a Starseed:




1. Stiff neck from looking up at the sky all the time and wondering when they hell they're coming back for you.

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[aimiehalo]

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