2 PO FREAKING V;S =] ( A FREAKING LOVE STORY ) =] P. 12 =]

Me: Why?-
Lady: Because she is hot…
K: Ah! Yuck!
Lady: So I take it you don’t want my number?
Me: No she doesn’t want your number!
K: EW, EW, EW, EW!
We ran out of the store and K said,
K: I have officially been raped!
Me: Um she didn’t touch you…
K: Oh…
Me: You never answered my question.
K: What question- Oh!
Me: What is she?
K: Picky, overprotective, on her period.
Me: Yuck too much information, wait…what do you mean picky? I’m not going out with your mom!
K: I know! Please your mine!
Me: Aw!
I pulled her into me and hugged her. She pulled away and started to talk,
K: What I mean by picky is she doesn’t like the guys I go out with…
Me: Oh…
K: And she wants to meet you today…
Me: WHAT?!
K: Hehe…
Me: Um today?
K: At dinner time we’d go over there…
Me: I don’t think that’s a great idea…
I had just realized that we were walking to the car.
K: Well here’s the problem I already kind of sort of told her that we were going.
She gave me a sheepish grin.
Me: What? Why?
K: Please?
I just realized we were in the car. I am not driving! I thought to myself, because surely if I had we would have been in a car accident! How horrible though! To die in a car accident, I don’t think I ever will…
Me: What time would we go?
K: Um…around seven-ish?
Me: Ok…fine…

KRISTINA’S POV
AT 7 O’CLOCK
Me: So remember call my mom Ms. Herrington, that’s her maiden name; don’t ask for my father, he passed away 3 years ago; use your manners; be on your best behavior; don’t touch, kiss, hug, or even make eye contact for more than 10 seconds with me. Ok?
Kevin: Um…WOW! Ok I guess…so want me to be something I’m not?
Me: I’m being serious!
Kevin: Yea I am too!
Me: I just want her to like you!
Kevin: But you want her to like someone that’s not me! It’s hard to resist you and you’re telling me not to even touch you! Come on! Why should she approve of me if what she’s approving is not me!
Me: That’s who she is! She doesn’t care as long as you put on a show!
This was probably our 500,000th fight, and we had only been going out for 2 weeks!
Kevin: Well then she’s not a good mom!
Me: Don’t talk about my mother like that!!! Not ever again do you understand me?!
Kevin: BUT LOOK AT IT IN MY PERSPECTIVE! IM RIGHT! YOU KNOW I AM TOO!
Me: KEVIN! MUST YOU YELL AT ME!?!?!?
Kevin: Whatever I’ll do what you said just doesn’t talk anymore…
Kevin had a reason to be mad because he was right, but my mom needs to like him and what I had told him is what she liked. When we arrived at my moms’ house Kevin gasped. My mom lived in a 2 story house; she had an amazing lawn; and her house was the whitest white you have ever seen. My mom was standing in the front door watering her roses. My mom was a plump, short, little lady; she had an olive complexion; she wore a little bit too much make-up; she had dark brown almost black hair like me; she had brown expressionless eyes; and she was much to regal about everything, one could say she was a perfectionist.
Mom: Darling, darling it has simply been much too long do come in and bring your friend supper is almost finished and brewing up a nice hot pot of tea!
Me: Thank you mother, mother this is Kevin my boyfriend.
Kevin: Hello Ms. Herrington, how are you this lovely evening?
He held out his hand for her to shake it.
Mom: Well nice to meet you…
She practically spat, she looked at the hand with a pitied looked and turned into the house.
Kevin: Nice lady…
He mumbled into my ear.

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[zapivana1230]

(: loved it.

[ilovekevinmchale]

THX =]

[vfcbaby1]

first 2 comment so cool awesome story especially the rules

[ilovekevinmchale]

thx im glad u like it =]

[cool5305]

she is my  cousin people go ree you rock

[caseybear951]

This awesome!!! You write great stories. It was kinda gross when that lady said she thought Kristin (right?) was hot. I feel violated when guys say I'm hot XD Anyways, Awesome story!!!!!

[dazymay101]

i love it super awesome