Jet Month Sale

Lockheed Martin's semi-annual Jet Month sale is going on now. See your nearest Lockheed Martin dealer to take advantage of 0% APR and huge savings!

fighter jets, cargo jets, bombers, stealth, supersonic, etc.!

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• raptor
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[coldfarted]

$349,999,999 for a Raptor??? I could have picked one up in 2009 for $149,999,999... I guess the price went up after they stopped production.

[showtimebabies]

@coldfarted i went with the wikipedia article's estimate of "total program cost...per aircraft" and added $10 million as room for negotiation. i liked the "muscle plane days" comment - they don't make them like they used to.

[Fleetfox10]

my f-22 was faulty,,i want a refund :/

[showtimebabies]

@Fleetfox10 if your f-22 is still under warranty, you can take it into any authorized lockheed martin dealership. we will do our best to service your vehicle and have you back in the skies asap. we never forget who we're working for.

[Sailbadthesinner666]

Does the F-22 come equipped with AMRAAMS, AIM-9's, and no payments until July?

[showtimebabies]

@Sailbadthesinner666 they aren't standard. I think what you are looking for is the LS model.

[SerbianPaladin]

They didn't say that the F-117 warranty is void if the aircraft is flown over Serbia.

[LollerStormeR]

I feel like a kid in a candy shop...

[Heaney5551]

@SerbianPaladin

Only when its bomb bay malfunctions.

When the bomb bay is working, you have a 100% guarentee that the Serbians can't even detect it.

[l979corvette]

I wasn't happy with my F-35 can I get my F-22 trade in back?

[RJfan]

actually, if ya'll got a Constellation, I'll take that :)

[GamingGherkins]

Is monopoly money a legit way to purchase??

[f14fan1243]

I heard Sukhoi is having a sale too! apparently a PAK-FA is only 48,599,999! F-22, or PAK-FA? hmm, the F-22 does have a warranty though....

[GOAF2014]

Sir, my Raptor's OBGS isnt working. Where do I take it?

[GOAF2014]

@SerbianPaladin ROFLMAO HAHAHAH

[spanish111japan]

EXCUSE ME, But the engine number 2 of my C-5 Galaxy IS NOT WORKING. Who do i contact for repairs?

[Skybolter]

WHAT A WEIRD IDEA FOR SELLING AIRPLANES & FIGHTER JETS

[johnsoncuiChina]

get free ammo?

[mandoodlecomedy]

hahhasdl;aks yo i'd get that nighthawk for sure!

[coldfarted]

I went to Lockheed today and tried to buy an F-35 and they started in on that crap that I need flying lessons and a pilots license and military fighter jet training... blah blah blah.. whatever

[coldfarted]

I like Boeing too, but Lockheed makes makes the Corvettes of the skies. Too bad you can't go down to your dealer and by an SR-71 Blackbird anymore.. Those were the good old muscle plane days.

[cesaralberto9357]

i got $25 can i buy one ????

[johnsmithfsx]

Will you take a check?

[johnsmithfsx]

This is brilliant!!! Favourited!

[RippedWookie]

*It is now in my favorites.