Late Show with David Letterman - Pet Massage

David Letterman welcomes his guest Maryjean Ballner and her rent-a-cat Henry in the Late Show.
Maryjean Ballner just released the DVD's "Cat massage" and "Dog massage".

Quotes:
David: "Please welcome Maryjean Ballner ladies and gentlemen...."
David: "Welcome to the program and who do you have there with you tonight?"
Maryjean: "This is Henry."
David: "Henry. And is that your kitty?"
Maryjean: "No, this is a rent-a-cat."
David: "You've rented a cat? Boy, he's in for the time of his life, isn't he?"

David: "Give Henry the old 1, 2."

Maryjean: "Dave, if you're right handed you can use your right hand, if you're left handed you can use your left hand ."
David: "I'm just gonna ask you if it works the same for the left hand."
Maryjean: "Well, and if you're right handed you can use your left hand and if you're left handed you can use your right hand, okay?"
David: "Great, okay. All right."

http://www.catmassage.com/

Go see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-nW4uHBY38 for a version with corrected audio.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Late
• Show
• David
• Letterman
• Maryjean
• Ballner
• pet
• massage
• cat
• dog
• CBS
• rent-a-cat
• Henry

[bigbo45]

HELLO KITTY, HELLO KITTY, I'm in tears LMAO! This is Dave at his best a smart ass. I kinda feel for her, but who has a job as Cat massage specialist... only in America.

[2pakiMakabeli]

7.40 LMAOOO

ahh he takes the piss out of her so bad. She must have felt so uncomfortable on the shower lol kinda feel bad for her hehe

[SteBrazier2K9]

You people do realise it's one big joke about masturbating?

Watch the original video

[Generalfuck]

hmm...what a horrible thing to do..renting pets out like this..surprised thats legal..

[misterninja2]

8.25

SHE IS TOUCHING TOO FAST!!!!

[johnoo007]

is there any dick massage specialist

[Hadra568]

That is the most unimpressed cat I have ever seen. You can almost hear him thinking "WTF is your problem lady?"

[TINYHUNTERUK]

That was just tragic.

[mmasny]

Maryjean Boner? Not really.

[scattyc123]

Possibly the most annoying thing i've seen in a while

LET THE POOR CAT GO

And to top it this man is not funny

[assassin616]

there is every type of person in america lol

[mercyhurstchic]

Lol Dave is such a jerk!