H3: Sgt Johnson, "Never teabag me again!"

I'm getting you out of here. No you're not, never let go! And don't you EVER TEABAG ME AGAIN!
That's one of the lines you'll be hearing if you decided to watch this hilarious Halo 3 parody.
Guest starring 343 Guilty Spark, Sergeant Johnson, and of course, the big guy, Master Cheif.
Who could help themselves but to wonder what it would sound like during the cut scene after the boss fight if Sergeant Johnson had said this to Master Chief. Would the Chief have gotten angry, stuck him with a grenade, or possibly ended his killing spree? You decide!
If Johnson had his warthog, something tells me the Chief would've been in for some chop.
Including more plasma grenade sticks, spartan laser blasts, rocket launchers, and betraying of allies than should be allowed in one short video, you're almost guaranteed a laugh if you're a fan of the game, and series.
I know it's not normal of me to be posting a video without any hidden faces, or subliminal messages put in by Bungie, but be warned if you're reading this..
I'm currently working on a full-length video that is going to disprove anyone who thinks they can say, "oh, it's just the bump-map texturing."
It's going to be a two-part video that starts with the first half as a machinima, placing the viewers directly into the heart of the area I'm filming.
The second will be uploaded as just the secret faces, easter eggs, glitches, and etc..
I feel that will work much better for the audience because you can either skip the intro and get straight to the good stuff, or watch the machinima so you'll know the exact location of where I'm filming, and know how to get there yourself.
It's not quite a tutorial, but you'll be able to pick up on how to do it yourself.
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I'm constantly uploading many videos from other video games, and completely different genres including lyric explanations, comedy sketches with FlowBo, and videos I've shot inside my own home of ghostly activity.

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[stealthwolves]

lol dont teabag me again but let me out with a bang

[loofa17]

@stealthwolves Haha, this video was so ridiculous.

[Dreadnaught78]

This vid has fail written all over it

[loofa17]

@Dreadnaught78 I love how many people get mad at this video. I've now succeeded in life.

[Fry123459]

fail lol

[loofa17]

@Fry123459 Why thank you sir!

[mathhew96]

fuck you noone asked you to watch his video

[booyahhayoob]

Lawl

[roosterteethown]

if i say hi will i get top comment..

[MrMonsterStudios]

this was funny

[ichavahalo]

Haha has to be one of the funniest Halo videos I've seen xD

[RafaelRCfull]

wtf was that?

[AccidentlyPorposeful]

voice acting sucked, but a really good idea! I wish halo3 would have put that feature in if you teabagged johnson.

[averageninja77]

you suck and fail

[Ninj4Juic3b0x]

hold 4 for orgasm

[smilyface38]

Fuck to the yea

[ElectronicCurse]

0:09 the music along with this almost made me fall out of my chair XD!