"Bleeding Guts" (Medical Spoof Cover of "Bleeding Love")

While on my Surgery rotation, I was inspired to write this spoof since I had tons of patients going thru this...Based on this song, what do you think is the diagnosis?!?! =)

This is dedicated to my amazing preceptor, Dr K Patel and our awesome resident team Lady T, O'C, and Swanny. Thank you guys for teaching me so much! Never thought i'd enjoy surgery like this if it weren't for you guys =)

Now you guys can finally hear me sing...outside of the OR, hehe!

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Closed off are your bowels
You didn't need the pain
Once or twice was enough
And it was all in vain
Time starts to pass
Before you know you're obstructed

But something happened
When no bowel movement came right through
Your bowels dilated all around
Found air fluids too
And everyday, Im gonna ask
Ask if youre passing flatus

Despite what internists say
I'm operating on you
We cant discharge you today
You need an NG tube
The CT shows adhesions
That just need some ressecting
Ill cut you open and youll

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding guts
You keep bleeding
You keep, keep bleeding guts
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding guts
Ill cut you open

NPO, IV fluids,
Morning labs each day
Were stopping bowel ischemia
So veins dont strangulate
So you know that our goal
Is to help you with poopin

Cuz nothing's greater
Than the rush from being able to shit
Dont wanna end up with an os-tomy
I wont do it
And everyday, Im gonna ask
if youre passing flatus
Maybe, maybe?

Despite what internists say
I'm operating on you
We cant discharge you today
You need an NG tube
The CT shows adhesions
That just need some ressecting
Ill cut you open and youll

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding guts
You keep bleeding
You keep, keep bleeding guts
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding guts
I cut you open

After closing up your bowels
The med students suture it badly
And it gives you these scars
For everyone to see

Despite what internists say
I'm operating on you
We cant discharge you today
You need an NG tube
The CT shows adhesions
That just need some ressecting
Oooh, Ill cut you open and you

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding guts
You keep bleeding
You keep, keep bleeding guts
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding guts
Oh I cut you open and you

Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding guts
You keep bleeding
You keep, keep bleeding guts
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding guts
Oooh I cut you open and you
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding guts

Category:

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Tags:

• Bleeding
• Love
• cover
• medical
• spoof
• parody
• surgery
• Theresa
• Nguyen
• KCOM

[QTessa515]

that is a very good guess redtear001, but try again =P

[redtear001]

mega colon !!!

[akabrb]

lol funny ur quite a gd singer!