Quantum Pulse VIBE Machine

In a secret location... somewhere on the eastern shore... sits a VIBE machine. VIBE has a strange history you can research yourself. Many people claim it does wonderful and amazing things. One is told to drink lots of water and eat peanuts afterward, sit with your head aligned with the top of the device, have an "intention" in your mind, take it in small doses at first (1 or 2 minutes.) We did 6. Yes, I filmed the whole thing. It's very boring but who knows if the sound has any of the same properties? Pop your headphones in and meditate to it. RRRRRRRRRR!!! See if you feel different afterward?

It supposedly passes a charge through 12 noble and inert gas tubes in a sacred geometry setup. You can actually see them light up except in my video. Next time (if there is one) I'll film it in the dark and zoom in on the device so you can see. There are other youtube videos that show it lighting up out there.

Many skeptics like to pee on happy claims like this because it makes them feel better when the world is sad and sciencey and they can beat people with how much they don't believe stuff. Well done, there. I think a unit costs $17k but maybe that has changed? The FDA ordered a recall and made them send everyone a sticker saying, "this is NOT a medical device!" (thanks FDA!) I hope you feel healthier because of that.

What can I tell you? I feel very strange after doing it. I like strange. It felt good. It seems to change something about the feeling in the air. I dunno. The feeling lasts for long after using the device. Like you got shifted.

The official website is: http://www.thequantumpulse.com/how_it_works.htm

The FDA Recall: http://www.fda.gov/MedicalDevices/Safety/RecallsCorrectionsRemovals/ListofRec...

A Skeptical Take (read the comments though, many came to defend the machine): http://scienceblogs.com/whitecoatunderground/2009/08/vibe_machine---not_half_...

Other:
http://www.vibelife.net/the-vibe-machine.html
http://www.energetic-medicine.net/vibe-machine.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c85B2nxgLwU
(^ YT video, see it light up)

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[turbopokey]

Wait, wait....waaaiit, YES! YES! I FEEL IT! Definately feel much lighter, kinda around my mid-section... Oh wait thats my checkbook... 8-(

[HOODYWOODRECORDS]

It never ceases to amaze me the crap that people buy into.

[16bynine]

Worst home made porn EVER! (that thing probably fried your nards too, bro)