Why suicide is illegal

My idea of why suicide is illegal in the Untied States. Watch the video. It makes sense... if you open your mind.

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Comedy

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• suicide
• TheLazyComic
• comedy
• rant
• Untied
• States
• Illegal

[KickinShadows]

the clean up that results from a suicide can be quite profitable for entities that are licensed in the handling and disposal of biohazardous materials. I do agree though, the most logical explanation as to why killing yourself is against the law is because a dead worker/ taxpayer/ slave is an unproductive worker/ taxpayer/ slave. The very thought of there actually being a law prohibiting the act is funny as hell considering that if someone does break this law, there is no way to enforce it : P

[thelazycomic]

@KickinShadows Funny... I remember when things like dead people and blood weren't a bio-hazard. I thought about that last week when I was in the dentist chair. Rubber gloves, masks, eye shields, etc. I remember my dentist when I was a kid. I was happy that he washed his hands before sticking his fingers in my mouth. No gloves, no mask, no face shield. On the other hand, as much alcohol as he drank, would have killed any germs. (I was also happy when he was sober).ROFL

[gck86]

Always look on the bright side of life!

[thelazycomic]

@gck86 These days... that is easier said than done. I am trying... but like I said. The only thing left to do is poke fun at it all. When I found out that suicide was illegal... I thought... what? So the more I thought about it... these were the reasons to me that made sense. (If you're dead... you can't surrender your cash any longer). Well.. you can't ?? LOL

[jbkibs]

yeah... i've thought about that too. also, it could be illegal because of the mess that has to be cleaned up ... just saying ;)

[thelazycomic]

@jbkibs Wow... I never thought about that side of it. Good point... and thanks bringing that part of it to my attention.

[thelazycomic]

@1250cc That's great. Hold their feet to the fire on the wording of it. Ya gotta love it... and I do that kinda stuff all the time. (It is fun watching idiots eat crow).

[1250cc]

i know where your comming from. a co-worker pointed out the sign we have in the hallway "this business bans all guns on property.' he pipped up it says guns not gun. so i can bring one not booth.

[thelazycomic]

@XxRAINISM That is funny. Ya know... I could do a video on "The Leaders of America Love Money". I mean, we all know it... but I'll have to put my twisted mind to work on this one... and come up with some twisted ways our elected morons love money... and some twisted ways on how they blow it. Thanks for planting that seed in my twisted widdle head. LOL

[XxRAINISM]

@thelazycomic The leaders of America love money. They will lol.