Clinton Got A Blowjob

1st Place, International Songwriting Competition, Comedy/Novelty category! 2008

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Clinton
• Bush
• Blowjob
• Impeach
• eric
• schwartz
• international
• songwriting
• competition
• jesus
• penis

[sevendst19]

He cheated on his wife while he was the commander in chief of the armed forces, who if any of them had done what Clinton did, they would get court martialed and thrown out of the military. Clinton also attacked Yugoslavia WITHOUT any congressional approval. (Bush got approval, even though it wasn't a war declaration) and all the democrats and the prior Clinton administration agreed that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, because we gave them to him in the 80s when they fought Iran.

[RedSchwartz]

@sevendst19 One More Time. He was impeached (ostensibly) for lying about an affair. Who gives a shit what (bullshit) military rule is about fidelity? He was not impeached for Yugoslavia. And if lying about an affair is grounds for impeachment, well, so's a whole bunch of what Bush did. Nuff said. 

[sevendst19]

@RedSchwartz Eat a dick

[RedSchwartz]

@sevendst19 I love it when you talk dirty. Just like the rest of the sexually repressed Republicans who act indignant about infidelity and then fuck children.

[RedSchwartz]

Borislav is a Doodyhead. And a communist.

[RedSchwartz]

One more time. Yeah, he lied under oath. All lies are not equal. He lied about sex, which, it might be said, might have been done to protect his family.

Bush lied about, well, everything in the song. About going to WAR. SO WHAT if it wasn't under oath? Do you sleep better knowing that he lied on a lectern to 300 million people about why we were engaging in war than about the fact that Clinton lied about sex under oath? Really? Look yourself in the mirror and tell me which is worse.

[gaygeorgetheboy]

i like blow jobs

[tratorta]

So...the point of the music is?

That Clinton is better?

They're the same shit, from the same sack of rotten shit.

[timmmahhhh]

@sevendst19 I don't think he wants to eat you, dick. And the only reason everybody voted for the war was because Bush and Cheney lied about everything. Read a book Foxtard.

[sevendst19]

@RedSchwartz I dont give a fuck what you think the law should be, he lied under oath and any military member who did what he did would have been court martialed and thrown out of the military dishonorably. Plus you stupid fags whine incessantly about Bush going to war without a declaration when Clinton didnt have one either. Obama did the same shit Clinton did in Libya but I'm sure you and your merry band of faggot liberals dont give a fuck about that either.

[hamnose]

@timmmahhhh Seems it happened to the dems too. The Family? I read a book by that title. I don't think it's the same family Sharlott writes about. It was about some assholes who called themselves the Family. They were also called the Children of god. Their leader, a pedo, named David Moses claimed that the comet Kohotek signaled the World's end. It helps to be tax free and relatively free of criticism. (like religious organizations)

[timmmahhhh]

@hamnose Fundamentalist Christianity is what happened to the Republicans, starting a little with Reagan and his affiliation with Falwell, and brought to its full fruition with Sarah Palin. Look up Frank Schaeffer and you'll hear some scary stuff - Frank is the son of Francis Schaeffer who was in cahoots with Falwell in getting fundies to run the Republican Party. Frank snapped out of it realizing what was happening. Also look up Jeff Sharlot and his reporting on The Family.