Dirty Jokes by Yulia Timoshenko (Юля травить анекдотик)

http://www.vadiarotor.tv That was her live press-conference.
She told a story about a rabbit and a squirrel who loved each other. They were making love but they couldn't make children.
So they went to the wise Owl and asked: "We're trying hard but we still can't have children. Is it because we're so different, a rabbit and a squirrel?"
And the wise Owl answered: "No. You can't make children because both of you are BOYS"

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[VadiaRotor]

No problem, I can translate.

That was her live press-conference.

She told a story about a rabbit and a squirrel who loved each other. They were making love but they couldn't make children.

So they went to the wise Owl and asked: "Цуэку trying hard but we still can't have children. Is it because we're so different, a rabbit and a squirrel?"

And the wise Owl answered: "No. You can't make children because both of you are BOYS"

How do you like Yulia's humour?

[missionkid]

ahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa pizzdeeeeeecccccccccccccc

[1Streynger]

Lywpayka ne rozkazyu skazki!!!Kabula Ibalce zakruy!!!

[1Streynger]

Lywpayka ne rozkazyu skazki!!!

[deonisdeonis]

vot Dura, So stupid!!!

[Bartofwar]

Їбанутись яка вона хвора! Це просто жах!

[jeremija01]

@lurconis666 hers or her husbands

[lurconis666]

It is not about gays but about political incompatibilities.

[Jarzykk]

Круто!)

[eneyco]

The fact is that, at a press conference she talked about the parlament coalition of the Party of Regions (criminals and oligarchs), with the Communists Party in this allegory.

[82vassili]

syka poganaja

[adonirame]

УРНА ПРИВОКЗАЛЬНАЯ,НЕНАВИЖУ ЕЁ

[lesleyhenriquez]

I'd hit it. I don't think she'd tell me to GTFO.

Even if she did, I wouldn't understand.

[sasa1976antic]

hmm... are all her videos taped in one day???

or is the hair just a wig...

[TheShurik93]

stupid joke. Silska divka!!!

[vidalmadjar]

haha

[jgrosa09]

Good story. Are gays nuisance whit it?Fuck all of you.I love yulia brave woman

[viktorST203]

Юлька жжжжжжжёт!!! Спасибо.. зайчик..

[wodanowitz]

Yes you are right. Seems that it takes some time to build up pressure in the pipeline again, so gas can flow.

[C1929]

i know theyre different, thats what i said.

[esanchezyn2]

They are 2 separate languages. ukrainian is closer to Polish and Lithuanian)

[C1929]

omg i love it! haha! thank you SO much for translating this, youre the best :D

i'm learning russian but something like this (in ukrainian) is just impossible for me at the moment. i'm just a beginner!!

she is amazing i love her - what is she all about that story is so random! hehe. funny though, she's really funny.

thanks again doll, really appreciate that!

[C1929]

what did she say what did she saaay?!

i hate my rubbish ukrainian :(