Jizz in My Scrubs! (Jizz In My Pants for Med Students)

This is a parody of the "Jizz in my Pants" video clip by the Lonely Island, and was produced for the University of Sydney Medical Revue "Slumdog Medicare" in 2009.

Written By:
Lauri Harrisberg, Zach Turner, Michelle Bassin and Joel Rabindran.

Starring:
Lauri Harrisberg, Zach Turner, Joel Rabindran, Steve Wood, Andrew Howard, Tom Keanan Brown, Michelle Bassin, Sara Berger and Brian Harrisberg.

Directed by:
Lauri Harrisberg, Zach Turner, and James Doherty.

Cinematography, Sound production and Editing by:
James Doherty.


Filmed on a Canon 5d Mark ii with firmware version 2, Expensive Canon Glass and Manfrotto Tripods, edited using Apple's Final Cut Express. Audio track put together with Audacity and the inbuilt mic on a macbook.

www.jamesd.com.au | www.jamesdoherty.com.au

Lyrics:
Lock eyes, from across Footbridge
Learning about the alveolar ridge,
I move to you with Trendelenburg gait,
Then you start to hyperventilate.
Mitrofanis says back in your chair
Shut up funny man, you have no hair
Pull you up, we walk outside
By Block 5 you'll be my bride

Leave the lecture go back to yours
Our intention is to study some more
Ill prove anatomy is no bore
So i touch your dermatome T4
and I JIZZED IN MY SCRUBS

This is why I wear scrubs at home
Im always jizzing
It must be known
Every time I listen to your lub-dubs
I jizz in my scrubs
Don't tell your friends or Ill say you're a whore
Coz you let me touch
Dermatome T4
Now my scrubs
Are covered in white
So watch me while I change.

Looking at pots in the path museum:
Duodenum and ileum.
Then started using the microscope,
Had no idea, really had no hope.
Study for exams is making me sad,
My pathology is really bad.
Then Prof. Nick Hunt walked in the door,
And all my worry was nevermore.
What is this? I asked him straight.
My dear boy that's exudate
and I JIZZED IN MY SCRUBS.

Its perfectly normal
Physiology
Nerve stimulation
In the library
And soaked through Robbins Pathology
Because I JIZZED IN MY SCRUBS.
To be fair
That librarians hot
Fingering pages
Turns me on, a lot
With dewey decimal you cant be stressed
You placed that book
Now remove that dress

Last week, i saw a transplant
As I recall it was a kidney transplant
the catheter went in so fine
checked the bag and I saw urine
and I JIZZED IN MY SCRUBS

On call at night to deliver a baby,
Vaginal birth? Or Caesarean maybe.
Her husband said "I'm so excited"
And I JIZZED IN MY SCRUBS.

Put a Littmann steth around my neck
And I JIZZED IN MY SCRUBS

Talley and O'Connor signed my textbook
and I JIZZED IN MY SCRUBS.

Mitrofanis taught me the cranial nerves
and I JIZZED IN MY SCRUBS


Touched a prostate,
And I JIZZED IN MY SCRUBS

Dean Bruce Robinson...
OK OK can we? OK OK

I jizz right in my scrubs
When Im watching surgery
Seeing an appendectomy
Is like having sex to me
Your herpes I can Cure
I bet I'm your fantasy
Patient doctor buggery
Sign here and I'll waive your fee
And I JIZZED IN MY SCRUBS
(JIZZ IN MY SCRUBS, JIZZ IN MY SCRUBS (x3))
Yes I JIZZED IN MY SCRUBS
(JIZZ IN MY SCRUBS, JIZZ IN MY SCRUBS (x3))

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Jizz
• Parody
• Funny
• Scrubs
• Doctors
• Clinical
• Skills
• 5d
• mark
• AMSA
• Sydney
• University

[kateavalanche]

Absolutely hilarious! Only thing is I had difficulty making out some of the words...

Could you maybe post the lyrics in the description?

[jamdohgmailcom]

Thanks for the compliment kateavalanche...

The lyrics are in the description, just click more info. I promise they have always been there!

James

[ChocolateTeaCup]

hahahahahaha! i love it :D

[LittleThil]

haha love it guys! :)

[goclbert]

When I felt a prostate LOL

[saladin435]

This is the best parody for Med School I have ever seen and I have seen a ton of them. GREAT JOB!!!

[Metman07]

That dude looks like Kirk Hammett

[10kingstreet]

baha talley & o'connor for the win!

actually no, who am I kidding...

[HUNGRYproductons]

Lol

[squeeksterer]

Over 25000 views?

WOAH!