Over T.I.'s "I'm Illy" beat
MP3 Link: http://tinyurl.com/DMDweek8
Lyrics:
[1st verse]
Anybody out rappin me? Tell me what is silly-er
That or that fact I'm bout wreck this beat illy-er
Then T.I. could, any rapper - I would
Out-rap em on their own track, I'm just too superior
You're in-ferior, but movin to the next thing
The fact that emcee's like me are almost extinct
Too many dumbed down artists flood the market
Parking lot's full of retarded rappers, I can't find a parkin space
So I mark-em, I keep notes and make a target
It isn't hard-it's actually a bargain when I go and spark away
I take the dark away, Cause I can't help but shine man
But when surrounded by rhinestones, it's hard to find the dia-mond
..And now These rappers yellin "Die, Man!"
They're never seein me, like a blind man up in an eye-exam
When I expand my diaphram
I'm Off the charts, you couldnt find me on a diagram
And you can quote this (Yeaaah) yes low and behold this
If I say I'm best, I'm not remindin me, because I know this
I'm just tryin to show this, as I up the doe
Even if I had tourrettes, It wouldn't disrupt the flow
Even if I'm diagnosed - with some parkinsons
I still keep a steady flow, everytime I bark again
You out in Open Water see and I'm the shark and fin
Anytime I swing ima hit it out the park again
Now that's a home-run, Houston is my home, son
The homies already know I'm one of the cold young
Talented starvin artist, Hip hop it is where I started
I'm engaged into this music, til I am dearly departed
This part is - where I'm takin over, cause I'm bout it
And now I'm - shuttin them down like I was a power outage
How is? He reachin these levels and how will-he
Ever top this one? Gahdammit! Don't be silly
[Hook x2]
I'm illy!
Wait, in fact I'm illy-er
Just like I had mentioned in my verse, I'm superior
Lend me your - ear
Bring fear when you hear
Me raise the bar like beers when I cheers
(No really..) (CHEEEERS!)
[2nd verse]
Before recording, just know - I am the rap jordan
I know it's been said before, but dammit do I mean it more than
Any other rapper thats pronounced that line
Your raps amount to grams, I am an ounce, when I
Put on my Yao jersey when I hit the stage
Cause I'ma Rock-it, find me Rockin that shit for days
I'm Spittin for the college kids to the O.G's
My skill is micheal phelps, you are still in floaties
Know the - reason that I am so-sick-with
Everyday December 25th, the way I'm so-gif-ted
Ripped it when tempted, I vent when I'm pent with
A Futuristic flow, while your's is old and vintage
Attempt this flow I've invented, It'll cost em
While I'm gettin green like I was drafted to boston
Or matter fact - like I was drafted to the army
Hardly could you harm me, cause aren't we charming?
And just so dis-alarming? Syke! I'm jarring
You deep into the ground like my profession was farming
Darling, tell your boyfriend he can bring the drama out
If he rich? Why's this bitch sleepin on his mama's couch?
(Ouuuuch!) Tell em pump his breaks and just park it
Cause I would, burn a chicken quicker then boston market
You with top notch hoes? How? When You humpin
chicks lookin like that humpback from 300
I'm over, you under, I'm hot and you sunburnt
I got this game figured while your stuck still wonderin
I'm given one hundred, not a percent less
Fresh to death! (How is that?) Well I'll give you one guess
You're not funny anymore. Sorry but you lost me. You turned your comedy channel into your own personal rap dispenser..UNSUBBED!
cubbie2o2o 2 years ago
Sorry to hear/read that, but if you can't understand what's going on and where the comedy videos will be coming from, than there's nothing I can do.. You'll be missing out
TdashDUB 2 years ago