xday 2009 - Final Warning - Abridged

On the 6th of June 2009, Rev Priest from the European Church Of The Subgenius rallied his flock at Speakers Corner in Hyde Park to deliver "Bob's" FINAL WARNING to mankind.

Alien flying saucer death machines are heading to earth with DESTRUCTION in mind. There is now only one way to be saved: Come to the End Of The World Show Spectacular, at the Rhythm Factory, Whitechapel Road, Aldgate, London, UK.

From 10pm on July the 4th all night long until the aliens come to destroy the world the next morning.

Bands, music, comedy, dancing, preaching, DJs, fun, laughter, flying saucers and the end of the world.

All for just ten pounds.

See you there! Arrive early to avoid disappointment, this event may be oversubscribed.

http://dalliance.net/xday2009/

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• xday2009
• xday
• revPriest
• subgenius
• finalwarning
• videoflyer

[davedude83]

I rally like the comment he made about stupid clothes.. and the camera pans to.. umm.. show a little bit of bad taste of his own... This is, of course, satire?

[RevPriest]

Satire? No. These are important things we're talking about. People's immortal souls! Surely we wouldn't run a PR stunt to complain about PR stunts for any purpose other than one as important as The End Of The World, as predicted by some religious nut.

[faethermoth]

It's a SCAM!

Please people, do not - I say, DO NOT - go to this End of the World party. And if you do, make sure to bring £30 to fight this hypocrisy! If you prefer to make your contribution by cheque, make it payable to End Scamming Preachers In Raunchy Attire (ESPIRA).

We will, we MUST bring this evil cult down, my fellow citizens! Be there, or be... uhhh, somewhere else.

[RevPriest]

Those who wish to protest against the church will be given a ONE POUND DISCOUNT on entry! Just say to the doorman, "I'm a member of Londoners Against Dangerous Superstition, and I'm here to protest" and they will allow you entry for only NINE pounds.

Anyone wishing to protest against the church, "Bob" himself, the aliens, Rev Priest, or indeed anything at all may even be given stage time to put forward their view.

[revstang]

DAMN! I need to get me a suit like that before the Escape Saucers get here on July 5. I already have my SubGenius Minister's Card.

Praise Rev. Priest!

[RevPriest]

I am particularly fond of my new spacesuit, it's true. Heaven knows how you wash the thing though.

[ghostian76]

Thanks Rev Priest, look forward to the end of the world thingy if it happens this time. Praise Bob

[OrpheusStain]

Well done. 5 star rating and Praize "Bob"!

[poopydoolarroo]

praise bob praise his sweet name !

[chimpstop]

Wow..."BOB" seems much more alive as a social force at the Core of the Old Empire. Silver Suits....who would have thought? You'd be a hit at Unarius.

[FutureSoundofCroydon]

lol! Great stuff RevPriest!

[delstons]

I think he is ready to give birth to an alien sin baby.

[srturtle71]

All praise and love bob

[srturtle71]

pinko scum stop trying to steal my slack

[lowendentheogen]

praise bob