Twilight Abridged - Chapter Twelve

Yay for filler..?

This chapter could EASILY have been reduced and practically cut out entirely, and what little was of any actual relevance could've been tacked on to the previous and subsequent chapters.

But, no. Meyer just HAD to go and fluff things out to waste even more paper.

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[vegagundam2]

how can you compare twilight to dbz!? dragonball z had such a better plot, character development and when goku sparkled because he had transformed into a super-saiyan for the first time it looked cool. regardless, this is my favorite series, i just wish i had found this before i started reading the books, luckily i started with the second and went from there, now i have no need to read the first one. i love you man!

[ZaxfromTSdC]

DBZ's fine and all, but I was referring to how each episode would end. XD

"...aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!"

"He's going to unleash his attack!"

"KAAAMEEEEE-"

"-Next time, on Dragon Ball Z!"

Audience: D:

[vegagundam2]

you made my day by responding, thanks, and you're absolutely right, every episode was exactly like that(except for filler for some reason). oh and the fact that it took so long to get to the point in dbz(like five episode where planet namek is supposed to explode) reminds me of meyer's over use of words. what made you decide to do these videos?

[ZaxfromTSdC]

The lulz, of course. XD

Originally, it was going to be an audiobook with snide commentary, but that was too painful, so I just started abridging.

[FantasmaLuna]

Bella's an idiot. 'Nuff said.

[StSirius01]

KNOW! I saw it. She makes me ashamed to be a girl. I'm working on a series right now and I KNOW it can stomp Twilight's ass. It's has nothing to do with vampires, but I'd like to think of it as the "antidote" to the Twilight stupidity. If that hack can get her crap published, I know I can. AND I take my work mighty damn serious, thank you very much. :D

***That, kiddies, was editing. Something Little Brown Books did not do with Twilight. ***

[AcanthaDante]

Stifling a gasp over a sleeveless shirt? A guy with a lean build topless? Ok, yeah, I get why someone would get that, provided that's the way they swing. Bulging six-pack? I'm backing away.

[InaraHarame]

Isn't it odd that Meyer excuse me Bella Sue is the daughter of a police cheif yet she is perfectly fine with Edturd breaking the law. Hmm... Smeyer obviously doesn't think very much does she? Twilight sucks because when you find a vampire(sparklepire) watching you sleep you call your police cheif dad from downstairs. Duh.

[igerree]

" stifled a gasp..."

HAHAHAHAHA

[JFMello1116]

That passage would read, "When doing my laundry the next morning, I took a pair of panties to put in the washer, and found it gave off light in an odd, but somehow perfect way. They glowed, as if someone had broken a glowstick over them and mixed tiny glitter within, causing some kind of perfect, scintillating viscosity that glowed in the dimness of the basement. What in the name of holy crow could this stuff be, and did i mention it glowed?"

[fdragon010]

Seriously, I have to agree that was irritating. During the Freeza fight I got so freaking annoyed by the fact that they were saying "the planet has five minutes to blow up!" and they had been saying that for two hours!

But, at least DBZ had characters that could not be mistaken for cardboard cutouts.

[B3happeh]

Don't you think it's weird that Bella, who is "shy" didn't mind Edward going trough a pile of her dirty clothes *cough cough underwear cough cough* Who knows what Mr. Sparkle pixie did. *shivers*

[JFMello1116]

I just now noticed the map of Vvardenfell and Solstheim on your back wall. You, sir, are now my hero.

[vegagundam2]

you are one brave and powerful individual. you're stomach must be made of cast-iron too. you have a gift my friend, a very special gift indeed.