Me singing the lyrics I originally planned to include in the song but failed to much in MPC to do so.
Lyrics:
My mama told me when I was young
"Boy, you better avoid makin' music
You're lack of dedication makes you i-insecure
And you'll trap yourself until you do it"
There's nothin' wrong with givin' Christmas presents
As long as you make the date
So I'll hold my head down in senseless shame
Mandy, listen to me when I say
I'm sorry if you don't like this
But I procrastinate big(ly?)
I totally failed you this time
Cuz I was born that way
I hide myself in regret
But still the song has been set
You'll finally get your present
I compose this way ('Pose this way)
Ooh, there ain't no other way, Sorry, I compose this way
Mandy, I compose this way
Ooh, there ain't no other way, Sorry, I compose this way
Wrong track, Mandy, I compose this way
Don't be so mad, cuz you're a queen
Don't be so mad, cuz you're a queen
Don't be so mad, cuz you're a queen
Don't be
I much prefer playing MK7 with you
Rather than MPCin'
But I will force myself to persevere
No you're Christmas present does not end here
Well actually, that's completely a lie
This is all I had prepared for New Years ( new New YEARS)
Haha, "PREPARED" I'm so full of lies
Tamen exsisto gauisus pro vestri natalis quoque (It's tongue twistin')
[Googly Latin for "But look forward to your birthday too"]
Of course I'm prolly lying
Look at how late I make things
But you'll get somethin' (eventually)
Cuz I compose that way
I really fucked up this time
Look at how poorly I rhyme
I may fail as a lyracist
But I compose this way
Ooh, there ain't no other way, Sorry, I compose this way
Mandy, I compose this way
Ooh, too lazy for another way, Sorry, I compose this way
I'll get you back, Mandy, I compose that way
...
You're such a drag, you Bowser King
Always getting' 1st on N64 Koopa Beach
You're short, white, of Floridian descent
You're the queen of the whole continent
Whether we all suck, or you just win
You make us appear as nothing more than dust in the wind
Just look at what you have become
'Cause Mandy, you were born awesome
No matter what you may think
I know this song really stinks
I'm grossly irresponsible
And I never came to link
That with your love of Bowser
You'd like a song more tailored
To your spiky-shelled idol
I'll get to it after
I go out of my way
'Cause I'm bound to make some mistakes
And I'm never fuckin' stoppin'
I compose this way
I'm sorry you were my pick
You're undeserving of this shit
I love you too much, Mandy
You were born so epic
Ooh, there ain't no other fit, Mandy you were born epic
MANDY YOU WERE BORN EPIC
Ooh, there ain't no other fit, Mandy you were born epic
You're on the right track, Mandy, you were born epic
We all go out of our way
With a faulty 16-bit game
But we all love it deeply
We compose this way
We all go out of our way
With a faulty 16-bit game
But we love it all(?) deeply
We compose this way
Same Mario Paint
But composed this way
Same Mario Paint
But composed this way
I LOVE THIS
GerryButlerIsHOT 2 months ago